Cock Seen from Outer Space
Source: thesun.co.uk

Surrey, UK: As their finally goodbye, the graduating class of Sutton Grammar School left a special message on their school's roof: COCK.

Spelt with bricks that they found scattered about, their parting gift wasn't discovered until years later when somebody looked up the school on Google Earth.

Needless to say, the word has since been removed from its lofty nest.

"It was a light-hearted act. I'd prefer it wasn't there - or if it wasn't rude," commented Gordon Ironside, the new head of the school.

After coming across this story, one can only assume that the Sutton Grammar School grads didn't have enough bricks on-hand to garnish their bold script with the appropriate image. Next time!

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Hef Confesses He Can't Tell His Lovers Apart
Source: foxnews.com


Yep, Hef has traded up his old girlfriends for some fresh ones.

All three of them are blonde - two are identical twins! And the poor old bugger admits he can't get their names right. Boo hoo.

I've got one comment for this story. Well, it's more of a request.

"God, if there is any justice is the universe, any at all... Smite Him! Smite Hef!"

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Porn Star Dumped, Returns to Lonely Life of Smashing Mad Pussy
Source: telegraph.co.uk

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Haylie Hocking and Jason Brake were set to get married. One problem, Jason was a pornstar, she didn't know. Yeah, he kept making films as they were dating, but he was planning on giving it up after he said "I do."

As fate would have it, Jason wouldn't have to go sans porn-fucking after all. Haylie stumbled upon her fiances' dirty little secret and promptly dumped his ass.

The moral of this story: Demotions are for dummies.

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