Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are... I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Thanks to Karen for this gem! Enjoy your 30 free minutes!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
