Anna Nicole Smith sued for paternity test
Source: thesuperficial.com
Larry Birkhead - the guy who claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter - has filed a lawsuit demanding Anna Nicole and her daughter return to California for a paternity test. Anna was served the court papers yesterday in the Bahamas, and Birkhead says he issued the suit because she had cut off contact with him.
Knowing Anna Nicole Smith it's going to turn out the real father is some potted plant she was humping because it was late and she was horny and hey, why not, a plant's good enough to look at so why not make love to? And don't even ask me how a potted plant would get Anna Nicole pregnant. It's called the miracle of life. Look it up.
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Because the madness will never end, Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern got married yesterday on a boat near Nassau. They reportedly exchanged vows, although there was no formal marriage and the ceremony isn't "legally binding" according to Anna's other lawyer, Michael Scott (just like The Office!). So basically Anna Nicole and Stern put on a little show where they pretended to get married. And I mean, why not? At the rate they're going they could become space pirates and it'd just seem like the natural progression of their lives.
Paris Hilton shows her bum
Source: thesuperficial.com
I get the feeling these shots of Paris Hilton flashing her butt cheeks at Tao are extremely old, but I don't remember seeing them before so I'm throwing them up anyway. Although the only way for Paris Hilton to be shocking these days would be if she was photographed reading a book that wasn't Highlights. And upside down. And had little drawings of kittens in the margins.
UPDATE: Turns out these are new, and are from Janet Jackson's release party at Tao. And to celebrate this newfound knowledge, I've added a few more from the set. The power to blind is mine! All mine
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