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Was she kidding?!?
Source: perezhilton.com

A direct quote from the often “misunderstood” Lindsay Lohan in the November issue of In Style: "I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want.

And I'd like to win an Oscar before then. Owning a house will make me very proud. I need a place to call home, to feel it's mine. I love to cook. My grandmother is Italian. I'm pretty practical. I'm a very domestic person." Sounds like someone dipped into the sauce a little earlier than usual…



Sheryl Crow performs in her bikini!
Source: thesuperficial.com

Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a successful musician because their idea of wacky hijinks depresses me. To prank Sheryl Crow at the end of their tour John Mayer performed in a bear costume, and to get him back Sheryl Crow performed in a bikini.

Which doesn't really make any sense because neither of those are pranks. And since when is demeaning yourself in public any sort of revenge? The only time that's ever worked is when I got naked and let the college cheerleading squad have their way with me.

Only that wasn't for revenge. It was more of a personal project involving me, a camcorder, and calls to 300 of my closest friends.


Brandon Davis is broke!
Source: thesuperficial.com


Brandon Davis - the guy who called Lindsay Lohan 'Firecrotch' and made fun of her for “only having $7 million” - allegedly bounced a $10,000 check he gave to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. Additionally, he supposedly owes record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof money, suggesting the billions of dollars his grandfather made aren't readily accessible by his family.

Before Brandon told Page Six, "Fuck you," and hung up, he explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he'd paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies). The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for "insufficient funds."

The only justice now would be for Lindsay Lohan to make fun of Brandon Davis' poverty by driving by in her Kia and offering him some cash. Only she can't afford to give away real money so it'd have to be the Monopoly kind. Or maybe just newspaper cut into little rectangles with "Real Moneys" written on it with permanent marker.



Mary-Kate Olsen is dating again
Source: thesuperficial.com


20-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen has reportedly been dating oil heir Maxwell Snow for about a month now. Snow happens to be Uma Thurman's nephew and is Mary-Kate's first boyfriend since being single for a year after Paris Hilton stole her last boyfriend Stavros Niarchos.

It warms the heart to see that even creepy looking monkey-people can find love in this crazy mixed up world of ours. Being worth half a billion probably helps, but I'm sure there are a ton of guys out there who'd love her for her looks. I mean Zoolander was a popular movie. Guys love Zoolander.


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