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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise still probably maybe getting married!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Katie Holmes was originally planning on having a small California wedding in October, but now sources claim she wants to push it back to November and have it somewhere in Italy.
"They were hoping to make it a few weeks earlier, but Katie and Tom both want everything to be right. They needed more time. (Asked to confirm the switch, Cruise's rep, Arnold Robinson, coyly tells Us, "I'm not denying that date or location.")
The wedding is the least of Katie Holmes' problems. Judging by these shots, somebody went in and stole her ass. And I'm not pointing any fingers, but word on the street is that homosexuals like to pound asses. Sometimes into flat little pancakes. And before you yell at me for crossing the line, keep in mind it was at Tom Cruise's expense. And with Tom Cruise there is no line. Only a little voice in your head that keeps telling you to push it further and further. |
Nicky Hilton enjoys standing next to penises!
Source: perezhilton.com
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In case there was any doubt in your mind that Nicky Hilton's new Miami hotel Nicky O isn't going to be a complete joke, check out this photo shoot she had for it featuring a bunch of naked people.
I know the Hilton family education consists of Saturday morning cartoons, but this is the sort of marketing campaign you'd use for beer, condoms, or homoerotic cruises where you question your own sexuality. The only hotels that should be marketed this way charge by the hour and have women on the first floor walking around with price tags on them.
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Nick Carter says Paris Hilton is a drug smuggler!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Earlier this month Paris Hilton was photographed with a bag of cannabis in her purse although her publicist maintains it was just tobacco. But now Nick Carter has come out and is claiming Paris is addicted to marijuana and even stuffs it in her teddy bear when she travels overseas. He says:
"She relied heavily on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out. If she was going overseas she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences."
What kind of performance is Nick Carter looking for? It's not like he was dating Matthew McConaughey. As long as the woman is alive and has a vagina, everything’s pretty much ok. |
Lindsay Lohan has puffy lips!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Hyde yesterday looking like she just made out with a puffer fish. Which is my sly way of implying she got lip injections without saying she got lip injections. See how I did that? I'm like a ninja with words. |
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