Chrissy sent us this one, and she earned herself 30 free minutes!
A teenage girl arriving home from school asks her mother, "Is it true what the teacher told us today?" "What’s that?" the mother replied.
"That babies come from the same place that boys put their penises," the daughter said.
"Yes it is dear," mother said, glad that the subject had finally come up at school.
"But If had a baby," the girl responded, "Wouldn’t that break my jaw?"
You have Randy to thank for this one, and he can thank us for his 30 free minutes!
A young reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor.
"Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts."
The editor scolded the new reporter, saying. "This is a family paper. We don’t use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate!"
The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report.
"Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . ) "
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