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Avril Lavigne gets drunk and flashes her panties!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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The guys over at ALavigne got some shots of Avril Lavigne wasted and flashing her panties in Hollywood. Which isn't as exciting as you'd think. Mostly because it's impossible to get turned on by people you hate. Try masturbating to Hitler. You'll see. Unless that does turn you on, in which case maybe consider shooting yourself in the face and never coming here again. |
Ashlee Simpson tries to speak; fails.
Source: perezhilton.com
Ashlee Simpson is helping to launch a new line of footwear for Skechers and at a photo call in London yesterday she said:
"Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond. I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe."
Read that first sentence again. Read it twice if you have to. Now picture it being said by a 3-year-old girl in her pajamas holding a stuffed teddy bear. Because that's the kind of person that should be saying stuff like that, not a 22-year-old woman. Ashlee's getting cute as hell, but I'm surprised she isn't required by law to wear a helmet and kneepads.
Naomi Campbell never not beating people!
Source: thesuperficial.com
"We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily."
So apparently Naomi's spokesperson has been living on the moon for the past eight years. This isn't like Julia Roberts. This is Naomi Campbell. Her client might as well be a Kodiak bear. Who also happens to be half shark. And has rabies.
Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton looking for work!
Source: thesuperficial.com
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Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton are reportedly trying to get gigs for New Year's Eve hosting celebrations in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra wants just $50,000 and expenses. Left off the list was Kevin Earl Federline, who's willing to host for $12 and a hot sandwich. The sandwich doesn't even have to be hot. Or a sandwich. I believe his exact words were "a coupon for Arby's." |
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