And judging by what she's wearing I'm assuming she couldn't read the flyer. Or maybe she's dyslexic. 'Costume party' and 'porno shoot' are practically the same words. I can't even tell you how many times I've gotten the two mixed up. Although the six hotels I'm banned for life from probably can.

Nicole Richie reportedly left rehab to go shopping. She checked herself into the $80,000 a month Beau Monde in Newport Beach to treat her eating disorder but less than 72 hours later she checked herself out, saying that she wanted to go shopping.

The staffers at Beau Monde begged her to stay, reports the tab, which quotes a source as saying, "Nicole is in complete denial and oblivious to how sick she really is."

The source also reports that not long after checking out she started partying with Lindsay Lohan, right about the time she passed out at Hyde. So let's review: Richie checks herself into rehab, Richie leaves rehab to go shopping, Richie passes out at Hyde. I could leave out the last part and use it to teach kindergarten kids about reasoning skills.

"What happens next kids?" And they would all yell out "Nicole Richie passes out at Hyde!" and then I'd hand everybody a gold star because they already have more sense than Nicole Richie. Although to be fair, so does that guy at the zoo who rubs himself down with steak and then crawls into the lion cage while calling them all pussies.