Did you know that …

- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception - prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

- In Mississippi, S/M is against the law, specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

- An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

- In the state of Utah, sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

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Dave gets 30 minutes for this one!

Three women were all pregnant at the same time so they all carpooled to their first doctor’s appointment. On the way there one woman said, " I was on bottom during sex so I will have a boy". The second one said, "Well, I was on top during sex so I will have a girl". The third girl started to cry and said, " Oh my goodness, I’m having Puppies".

Thank you Tara for this submission! We've added 30 free minutes to your account!

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.

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