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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q: What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q: What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A: A Klondike Bar.