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Q: What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A: Goes-in-tight!.
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself
Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride..