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Getting Toon Content
Source: www.cozyfrog.com

The word cartoon comes from the Italian, cartone, meaning 'big paper'. Cartooning is a by-product of the quick sketches artists would draw when conceptualizing their ideas. These line sketches proved to be as interesting as their brush-stroke counterparts. Realism was all well and good but the attraction to cartoon art grew and eventually dovetailed into the mainstream via nineteenth century newspapers and publications. Initially, cartoons were printed as political commentary in American newspapers. After a point, the multi-paneled comic strip came into being with characters such as the Yellow Kid. Sometime after that the speech bubble brought clarity to the art form - as opposed to ineligible text simply scrawled on a panel.

When inventors wrapped long strips of celluloid frames onto a reel, cartoons began to move. Literally painted frame by frame, early animation was a hit with the public. So much so that audiences came to a theater expecting to see at least one or more animated shorts before a live-action feature. When watching a Warner Brothers cartoon on television, it's hard to remember a time when you could only see them in movie theaters. Disney introduced the full-length animated feature with the classic - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves . During this time, comic books were already on the market. These cheap printed stories caught on slowly but became solidly popular by World War II.

As the world entered the television age, cartoons helped pave the way. Sure, the kids loved Howdy Doody and Bozo but they cheered loudest for the cartoons that eventually ruled Saturday morning programming. Barely ten years after TV took off; viewers could watch animated programming day and night. Who can forget nighttime cartoon hits like 'The Flintstones' or the greats shown on Sunday's - The Wonderful World of Disney? Meantime, Japan adopts the love for animation and cartoon drawing, fostering an industry of printed manga and unique animated cartoons.

Towards the 1990's cartoons experience a renaissance with a successive line of animated features from Disney, beginning with 'The Little Mermaid' and evolving into the stunning 'Toy Story' - the first full-length computer-generated animated feature. Concurrently, the Internet revolution begins and some of its earliest heroes are animated and static cartoons. With the availability and ease of drawing and animation software, many creative minds join the fray. Cartoonists begin to work independently of movie studios and publishers. Some of them decide to draw dirty cartoons instead of g-rated ones and now you know where this article is headed.

Seriously, who in the hell doesn't like cartoons? Apparently it isn't the millions of surfers that search for cartoon porn every single day. If you think your adult site won't benefit from some dirty toons, think again. There's always room for naughty cartoons. Especially when you consider that online animation looks better and is smaller in bandwidth than live-action streams or feeds. When you add adult toons to your member's area, you give them something both fun and satisfying.

We may be in the porn business but ultimately we're in the entertainment business. What could be more entertaining than a pair of animated boobs? The best part is that there is a style of porn cartoon to fit almost any niche site. Do you have a Bondage site? Why not add some Hentai? There's all kinds of niches in Hentai. Are you running a straight coed site? Try some refreshing Flash animation to keep your members happy.

What you must remember is that animated adult content is hard to come by. Toons take longer to create than do live-action pics and vids. There's also a danger in buying animated content from foreign suppliers, as it's hard to determine if the sellers actually own the product. When shopping for cartoon adult content, it's best to deal with the most reputable:

Cozy Flash
(www.cozyflash.com)
Our very own In-house toons and animation.

Exclusive Content
(www.exclusivecontent.com)
The oldest and most recognized provider.

Webmaster Central
(www.webmastercentral.com)
Large provider with scads of animated content.

Adult Cartoon Content
(www.adultcartooncontent.com)
Massive Collection for license.

Better yet, visit a complete listing of content providers that sell/lease adult cartoon and Japanese animation to site owners in our Frog Listings:

http://www.cozyfrog.com/listings/content/artwork.asp

Put some toons on your adult site. Make your members happy and give them a reason to keep coming back. Everyone loves toons and dirty toons best of all!

Kim Kardashian Who?
Source: www.eyeonadult.com

I’ve tried to be nice about this. I really have. Well, that’s not exactly true. The truth is that I really didn’t want to write about this whole Kim Kardashian sex tape thing. Frankly, I feel like I’ve railed on the now oh-so-played-out phenomenon of the celebrity sex tape enough in the past couple of years.

But since this is a slow news day and I’m feeling particularly lazy, let’s take a little walk down memory lane by revisiting some of my (and others) psychotic rants on this topic from the EOA archives.

Spederline Sex Tape: Enough Already! By The Lusty Librarian (11/14/2006)

The Only Celebrity Sex Tape I Haven't Totally Scoffed At (9/27/2006)

More From the ‘No One Gives a Crap’ Files (2/17/2006)

Tom Sizemore's Sex Tape and Why No One Gives a Crap (10/18/2005)

The Sex Tape of All Sex Tapes… Britney Spears (10/5/2005)

Even with all of that said on the topic of celebrity sex tapes, I guess I’m gonna be forced to write more.

As you may know, Kim Kardashian is apparently a celebrity socialite (and daughter of Robert Kardashian of OJ Simpson trial fame) the likes of Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, I’d never heard of Kim Kardashian until Vivid started touting her sex tape with former boyfriend, rapper Ray J.

Now as much garbage television as I watch and goofy Internet sites that I check daily (FARK.com and the like), you’d think that if Kim Kardashian was anyone of any significance, I’d know about it. I suppose it’s possible that I’m not as hip to pop culture as I might think, but it’s highly doubtful. In other words, I smell a rat.

The rat that I smell is the same one that comes around every time one of these stupid tapes starts getting hyped. It’s a rat called vanity.

Both Kim Kardashian and Ray J are C-list celebrities. In other words, they probably couldn’t even get a gig on VH-1’s The Surreal Life. No one really cares and both of these hacks know it. Of course, what better way to make people care than selling your home made sex tape to Vivid on the sly with a mutual scheme of suing them later for yet even more publicity?

DO NOT BE FOOLED! THIS IS ALL A SET UP. BY BUYING THIS DVD YOU WON’T BE GETTING ANYTHING TABOO, PRIVATE, OR OTHERWISE ANYMORE INTERESTING THAN THE PORN YOU ALREADY WATCH!

I think the thing that continuously pisses me off about these half-assed celebrity sex tapes is the fact that I feel like these companies, particularly Red Light District, who distributed the Chyna Doll, Dustin “Screech” Diamond, and Paris Hilton sex tapes, and now Vivid with this most recent wedgie to the average porn consumer is that I feel like they are insulting our intelligence. Most of us who know anything about porn these days know that in order to distribute anything sexually explicit, the producers have to have proof of age documents on file as well as model releases. In other words, they simply cannot release something without permission. And let’s be honest, neither of the company heads at either Red Light District or Vivid (David Joseph and Steve Hirsch respectively) are stupid enough to walk themselves directly into a multi-million dollar lawsuit or face 2257 prosecutions.

So just stop fuckin’ insulting us, alright?. We know these people consented to the sale of this tape so that they might finally capture that fame they (Kim K and Ray J in this case) so desperately seek in order to plug the gaping holes in their souls.

Is Kim Kardashian hot? Fuck yeah!

Would I pork’er? Of course!

Do you have to lie to me to make me want to watch her take the cock?

No.

Remember that, okay?

Alessandra Ambrosio and company boggle the mind
Source: www.thesuperficial.com

Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Isabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks made an appearance at a Victoria's Secret store to promote the new Secret Embrace collection. The day they figure out how to sell women's underwear without supermodels is the day you'll find me locked in my closet weeping. I don't understand why they don't just have supermodels sell everything. I don't have a cat, but I'd still probably buy cat food if Alessandra told me to. She wouldn't even have to say anything. She could just open her mouth and purr and I'd start throwing money in her general direction while yelling, "I'll take ten!"

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