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Each week we will try to bring you some interesting tidbits of information.
Did you know that …
o Eating the heart of a male Partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.
o The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
o It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
o The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
o Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.
o Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
o The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
o Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
o An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.
o Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice -- fellatio.
Do you have interesting sex news or quirky facts? Do you have some good trivia questions? Send them to funstuff@adultrental.com and you can get 30 Minutes free!
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Mark's submission earned her 30 free minutes!
Q: What do you call two lesbians with their period??
A: Finger painting.
Q: How do you teach a blond math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A: I feel like a kid again!
Q: What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
A: Two test tickles.
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
Do you think you have a better joke tough guy? Well prove it by sending them to jokes@adultrental.com – if we use it you will get 30 minutes free!
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Last Weeks Poll Results:
Men: "Would you ever have sex in public?"
Men Results:
| Yes |
6559 |
57.7% |
| No |
2362 |
20.8% |
| Depends |
2444 |
21.5% |
| Total 11365 |
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Women: "Would you ever have sex in public?"
Women Results:
| Yes |
2653 |
24.1% |
| No |
7542 |
68.6% |
| Depends |
802 |
7.3% |
| Total 10997 |
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