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Q: What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A: Finger painting.
Q: How do you teach a blond math?
A: Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A: I feel like a kid again!.
Q: What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
A: Two test tickles
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Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.