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Online Billing In The Future!
Source: www.cozyfrog.com

Relax. Close your eyes. Clear your mind of all distractions. Breathe deeply. In. Out. In. Out.

Now, imagine the future of online billing for the adult webmaster.

What choices will we have? Will we even have choices? Will there still be IPSPs? Will billing via phone payment become the standard? Will VISA raise their fees? All great questions. All totally unknowable. Just the same, it's fun to make shit up. So here goes.

I foresee two possible futures. One good. One not so good. Which one should I give you first? Let me consult my crystal ball...

THE BAD FUTURE

In the future we will be shit out of luck. VISA will put the final kibosh on all processing for sexually based services over the Internet. Don't worry. They'll give us a nice plausible reason risk. VISA will tell us that processing for the adult Internet is just too risky. They'll claim that our industry is fraught with fraud and that since online porn comprises less than five percent of their overall profits, they're going to cut us loose.

I know what you're saying. I am psychic after all. You're saying:

"Less than five percent? But Forbes Magazine says that porn is a multi-billion dollar industry!"

Well, that will teach you to listen to Forbes. The truth is that nobody really knows how much income the porn industry generates. The fact is most folks involved in the dirty dirty sex business don't go around declaring how much money they take in. The reality is that regardless of how much money Internet porn makes, that total is merely a fraction of the zillions of dollars that VISA culls from virtually everything else that is sold in the world. The cold certainty is that VISA doesn't need us. We need them.

Will people still be able to buy access to paysites and other adult services online?Yes. Will a person with little or no money be able to acquire processing for his/her adult paysite or service? Probably not. Expect any and all online payment providers to bump their fees up to the stratosphere, just because they can. Expect an onslaught of alternative payment solutions. Expect another onslaught of failed alternative payment solutions. Expect online payment processing to become a solution only for those with thousands of dollars.

THE GOOD FUTURE

Here's fun headline from the best possible future:

"VISA Ordered to Verify Age in accordance with Child Online Protection Act"

Remember COPA? Guess what? It never died. In the future, the US Department of Justice finally wins its case to enforce the law after a third hearing before the US Supreme Court. One stipulation of that law is that all access to adult content on the web must be protected by age verification. Web surfers will no longer be able to access xxx imagery without proving they are over the age of 18.

In a settlement agreement with the DOJ, VISA agreed to allow their credit card services to verify user age. This settlement is part of VISA's ongoing negotiations related to a separate Anti-Trust case against the credit card provider - waged by the Department Of Justice, Discover and American Express. This move by VISA is in direct contrast to their former stance that they were "not in the age verification business".

There will be alternative payment methods in the future. I see great hope for SMS billing. I also see that there will be more alternatives to PayPal. Better yet, I hope that PayPal will also be forced to stop discriminating against adult online services.

Now wake up. Open your eyes. This is not the future. This is now. At the moment, you still have a chance to take credit card payments over the Internet, as long as you follow the rules set down by VISA and your Internet Payment Service Provider. You can also take payments through Dialer programs, SMS billers and online checks. You can even take monies though adult epayment providers similar to PayPal

Whatever happens in the future will be a direct result of the actions you take today

PornoTube Gold: Chelsea Charms' Crazy-Huge Boobs
Source: www.eyeonadult.com

People do all kinds of things these days to mutilate their bodies. Most of these various forms of piercing, tattooing, cosmetic surgery, branding, and other such things are all done with the intention of either decorating the body in an aesthetically pleasing way or enhancing it somehow. Of course, you can go too far with anything and human beings seem to be very prone to such behavior. In the case of these various body modification types, going over the top often manifests in some sort of scarring which, of course, completely defeats the point of the modification in the first place.

Working in the porn biz, there’s one specific horror of cosmetic surgery we see more than anything else and that’s badly done boob jobs.

In fact, it’s so prevalent that it has become a cliché. If you were to ask 100 people on the to describe their idea of a porn star’s appearance, my guess is that around 75% of those people will mention breast implants. Of course, it seems like more often than not that these girls always go way too big for their body types or stretch the skin so tight that it actually looks painful. For the most part, we’re talking about just maybe a cup size or two over the reasonable limit.

Then you have people like Chelsea Charms who just take all common sense and toss it out the window

Now, far be it for me to judge this broad. I don’t know her and having tits as large as your average beach ball might make her feel content, if not whole. And for her sake, I hope that’s the case. However, the fact is that the 52 lbs (each one weighs about 26 lbs) of something resembling human female breasts that have taken up residence on her chest is absolutely grotesque. In fact, I’ll even go so far to say than any human being that finds this crime against the human body attractive in any way likely suffers from some sort post traumatic stress syndrome resulting from a horrible, horrible breast feeding accident.

I just don’t get it. What’s the fuckin’ point? Surely it can’t be particularly healthy. It doesn’t matter how much a person exercises and builds up the stomach and back muscles. The human skeleton was never intended to carry around 50 lbs of useless garbage on its front all day and all night. Then you take in consideration the invasive surgeries all for something that will essentially serve as an obstacle for the rest of her life. I’m sorry but I know those things get in the fuckin’ way. It doesn’t matter how used to having them she gets, I’m sure that simple tasks like cooking, driving, showering, dressing, and others are now far more complicated.

Anyway, see these ridiculous titties for yourself. If you get a hard on while watching this video, please go to the nearest fire extinguisher and bash your own skull in with it

Britney Spears is a Coke addict
Source: www.thesuperficial.com

Britney Spears, a former Pepsi spokeswoman, has become addicted to Coke and allegedly drinks 24 cans of Coca-Cola a day. Additionally, Star reports she's been a terrible patient in rehab. An insider says:

"Britney has a seriously bad attitude problem. She's been very demanding; acts like a 12-year-old and throws temper tantrums when she doesn't get what she wants! She refuses to pick up after herself and even asked if she could hire a maid! She's asking for this and that, special food, special everything ... and she's not that nice to anyone." It's likely that Spears is acting out, reports that mag, because she feels she doesn't belong in rehab in the first place. "I heard she keeps saying she is just sick from postpartum depression and that she does not have any real addiction problem, which is a joke. She has an addiction."

Is it smart for an addiction treatment facility to be giving somebody 24 cans of Coke a day? That's like going to fat camp and being served fifteen meals of chocolate covered butter a day.

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