Scene One: Eva Angelina. Eva's a goddamned cockstar. Her attitude, her dress, "everything about her screams "Check me out, I'm something special" She used to be a flat-chested, innocent-looking and good barely legal performer. Now she's as hot as anyone working right now, busty and an extraordinary go-to talent. Oh yes, the evolution has been televised. She works herself into a virtual frenzy as she undresses, panting heavily as she aggressively paws at her boobs. If you know Eva then you already know the oral and the ensuing sex is equally as aggressive. She wails and moans through clenched teeth as her partner grabs her hips and guides her down onto his dick cowgirl. I'm impressed and pleased that Eva is able to keep her trademark specs on during her reverse cowgirl ride but she hastily tosses them off-camera when she moves to the floor to get pounded spoon. I guess she figured she wouldn't need them seeing as how her eyes are slammed shut while her partner rails her high-speed from behind doggie and makes her scream as if she's possessed. They finish up in mish, with the pop landing on Eva's funbags. Her enthusiastic post-orgasm head is unfortunately cut short in favor of fading into the next scene. A shame because Eva, as always, looked as if she was really into it and genuine emotion is rare. Scene Two: Havana Ginger Black is most definitely Havana's color; she looks great in her dark and lacy lingerie ensemble. She has a very sexy and alluring face, enticing eyes, and a mouth (and pierced tongue) made for cocksucking. She doesn't get much alone time before Talon shoves his prick in her face and makes her put that pretty mouth to good use. The blowjob is fantastic when Havana is allowed to go at her own pace and is in control but it quickly turns nasty when Talon starts to force his dick down her throat, making her gag, bringing up lots of saliva and stretching her jaws with his prick as if it were some sort of dental instrument. This part is short-lived, however, as Havana slips out of her panties and slides down onto Talon's well-lubricated johnson reverse cowgirl. Like Eva before her, Havana is someone we've had the pleasure of seeing before the implants, back when her name was Mika Brown. And like Eva, she was always a great performer but the tits seem to have put her over the top and gained her newfound attention from fans and industry-types alike. And being Afro-Cuban affords her the unique opportunity of being in productions that focus on black, latin and now big-tit sex she's a triple threat (who does anal)! Doggie follows the reverse cowgirl but spoon gives us our best look yet and Havana's entire body and what a body it is. A far cry from her pre-boobjob days. She'll keep you staring when she opens up wide to take Talon missionary. Ginger curls her upper lip and snarls dirty demands at him while pinning her legs back behind her arms (she's quite flexible, it seems) and Talon strokes that pretty pussy to perfection here and slams it full-force in doggie. They go back and do reverse cowgirl and mish once more before Talon squeezes his spunk out onto Havana's tongue. Her bottom lip and chin covered, she blows a goodbye kiss and juggles her tits, which have cum in the cleavage. Scene Three: Davia Ardell Ardell's a returning and veteran spinner who knows how to work the camera. Having seen her in Big Giant Titties and Juggernauts 4 since her comeback, I can say I'm more than happy to see her fucking in front of the camera again. I was the biggest fan back in the mid-nineties. The bottle-blonde gets a fair amount of time to play with herself before Sascha bum rushes the set and manhandles her just the way Davia likes it. She runs her tongue up and down the underside of his cock and Sascha slaps her tits with his dick hard before positioning her on her back to fuck her tits proper. Davia pushes her mams together, giving Sascha a target to glide his meat through and bring up to her cock-hungry mouth. She flicks her tongue piercing over the head and Sascha (reaching back and two-fingering Davia's hot hole) beats her hardened nipples with the tip when she's not sucking it. These two really tear into each other, going from position to position fast and furious, but completely natural. Davia hops up on the sofa and turns around for Sascha to nail her doggie, which he does briefly, before flipping over and staring him down mish. Ardell braces herself and grinds down hard on his dick in cowgirl before Sascha picks her up and bounces her around mid-air. Davia begs for Sascha's cock in her ass and gets it there, doggie. I hope Septo at least let Eva Angelina peek at this scene some time later; this could BE Eva a few short years from now. She and Davia are virtually the same performer except for the fact that Davia does a Reverse cowgirl anal will please the fans that came to see Ardell's bolt-ons bounce. Sascha goes back to Davia's pussy mish and gives her an intense grudgefuck with his hand around her throat before letting semen fly into her face, slapping her face with his cock, shoving her away and walking off. A giggling Ardell enjoyed every second of it. Scene Four: Trina Michaels When people call Trina Michaels a dirty blonde, I'm not sure they're always talking about her hair. This is one that came into the biz and hit the ground running. Trina was a nasty, anal-loving whore right from the jump and she's only gotten better as time has progressed. Cheyne explodes onto the scene, damn near tackling Trina to lick her pussy. They share her nipples briefly, both lapping at one simultaneously, before Trina leans over into Collins' lap to taste his cock. Well, as much as one can taste something that they're gagging on. They start off in doggie on the sofa and after a few minutes, Cheyne asks Trina to stand, which she does, showing off her great frame and spectacular legs. I don't believe I'm admiring her gams more than her ass in this position but she really is that amazingly leggy and statuesque. Cheyne wears a grin a mile wide when Trina rides him reverse cowgirl anal. Trina, for her part, crams two fingers in her twat and slaps at her pierced clit hood while he hammers away. Cowgirl anal stretches Trina out some more and she stares directly into the camera as she gives Collins some a2m attention. Some hard-hitting anal mish follows and then Trina brings things to an intense close, taking Cheyne in her ass piledriver and letting his jizz rain down between her pushed-together tits. Scene Five: Candy Manson Candy Manson is a new face and one of the next generation of busty blonde porn whores out to make a name for herself. She looks equal parts Brooke Haven and Brittney Skye so if you like those two, you'll love Candy. It seems like forever since I saw her on the cover of and in Double D POV 2 but I recently checked her out in Bang My Tasty Twat and was not disappointed. Leaving the extensive tease to more seasoned professionals, Candy merely runs her hands over her rack a few times before Talon storms towards her and steals a forceful kiss. Candy removes her black top immediately (she's actually wearing the same bottoms and boots she's wearing in the pics on her model page) and Talon gropes and slaps at her unveiled melons. Out comes his dick and he pumps it into Manson's face and between her tits as she gets to her knees. In doggie we can see that Candy is a deceptively thick girl; she looks to be about average size but she's got ass and hips for days. Talon throws her some long and hard strokes, making sure to bury his bone as deep as he possibly can between those cushy cheeks. In spoon, Talon positions himself so that he can get a handful of Candy's tits and suck her nipples while still laying some serious lumber to her pink, pierced pussy. The romance ends after Talon finished thrusting into her mish (practically putting Candy's head through the arm of the couch).

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Overall Thoughts
The cast of Great Big Tits, of course, was on point. There were no slackers on the sex side and they all looked really good. But one major thing that directors tend to forget is that when you target a specific part of the body for your movie, so much that the body part is in the title, you should also remember to target it with your camera. An intense focus on breasts would have been a nice touch. There needs to be interesting things done with the breasts during the tease, tit-play during the foreplay and the sex, shots of bouncing boobs in every position and tit-fucking, not just cumshots on their chests. This is what breast men buy a movie like this to see, not just sex with big-breasted girls. Trying some interesting new camera angles, choosing some more interesting locations and picking out some eye-catching wardrobe would've put this over the top. On the minus side, the boxcover and the DVD itself both fail to credit the male performers.

I rate it a 3.5 tissue performance! (out of 5)

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