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Attack of the Pod Porn: Part 1!
Source: www.cozyfrog.com
When television first came onto the scene, skeptics called it a fad. Skeptics also said the same about motion pictures and photography. I would imagine that skeptics probably had similar opinions about the printing press and the written word. For all the advances in communication, from radio to cable to the Internet, there have been frowning skeptics giving each a down-turned thumb.
Five and a half years ago, I authored a series of articles entitled "Pockets of Porn". In that series, I wrote about the emergence of portable communication devices and how adult webmasters should learn to deliver porn on them. At the time, American webmasters questioned my sanity. They posited that no one would want to view smut on a tiny screen.
Ironically, European webmasters informed me that I was behind the times. Today, practically every adult sponsor features at least one site that delivers content to a portable device, be it cellphone, PSP or the iPod.
Since 2004, Sony has sold more than 22 million PlayStation Portable devices. In 2005 alone, Apple sold 32 million Pods. In just the second quarter of 2005, users purchased 190 million cellphones. The PSP is capable of playing full-length movies via specially formatted disks, loaded directly into the player. The iPod can play videos downloaded off the Internet. Cellphones connect to wireless networks and users can perform a myriad of tasks on them, from IM chatting, to writing/sending email, to shooting and uploading video. If these portable communication appliances are fads, they certainly are long- running ones.
Skeptics that question why users would want to view adult content on their hand-held hardware simply don’t understand the appeal of tiny technology. That appeal can be summed up in three words:
Portability, Intimacy and Convenience.
Sure, notebook computers are presently more powerful than the average, modern cellphone. However, one must note that multi-function SmartPhones contain processors as powerful as the laptops of yesterday.
A user can literally operate a SmartPhone in the same manner, as they would have their notebook PC a few, short years ago. Compared to a pocketsize cellphone, a laptop is a bulky burden. Privacy screens on notebooks are fine but the cellphone screen is eminently more private. PSPs and iPods boast the same preferable qualities.
These are communication devices that one can easily slip into a coat or pants pocket. When you're on the road and feeling lonely, which sounds better: Looking for a hidden corner, hoping for a hotspot, praying that nobody catches a glimpse at your fifteen-inch screen full of porn? Or, turning on your iPod, scrolling the menu to fuckslut.mov and pressing play?
When I wrote "Pockets of Porn" in 2001, color screens on handheld devices were new to the American market. My PDA at the time had 2 Megs of memory, a 16 MHz processor and a black/white interface.
Back then, I was thrilled that the damned thing had back lighting. I also ignored folks who told me I couldn't use it as a word processor. I bought a PDA keyboard and installed the software that came with it and wrote many articles for Cozy Frog on my little Palm OS Handspring. I uploaded those articles to my computer and sent them off to Cozy.
If I had invested a few extra dollars, I could have used the device as a cellphone or surfed the web with a WAP-enabled browser. The pics would have been crappy but I would have had no trouble reading news sites or other text-based pages.
Today, the Palm Treo 700p boasts 128 Megs of memory, a 312MHZ processor and a 65,536-color screen. The iPod can hold as much as 5 Gigs of data and it runs on two 9o MHz processors. The PSP has a screen resolution of 480×272/16 million colors, is wifi capable and offers a 333 MHz CPU. Five years ago, I was surfing the Internet on a desktop computer with a 2 Gig drive, 64 Megs of RAM and a 500 MHz CPU. That kind of puts things in perspective, doesn't it?
Handheld communication devices might not get smaller but you can bank on the fact that they will become more powerful. In part two of this two-part article, I will further discuss the handheld, mobile revolution and give you information on how you can cash in. Skeptics beware!
The Battle of Little Big Porn
Source: www.eyeonadult.com
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I wanted to take some time today to acknowledge one of my favorite genres of perversion, midget porn. I have been looking at porn for a while now and still can’t drag myself away from a naked midget. I don’t know what my fascination is. I don’t get off on it or any thing. It’s just not something you are not used to seeing. It’s like the way a car wreck always attracts rubberneckers. People deep down don’t really want to see someone decapitated. We just want to feel that rush of adrenaline from seeing some thing that society has said was taboo or unethical to look at. I just wanted to explain and secure myself with my oddities.
The point of this is to recognize the stars that dominate this type of film. These men and women have worked hard and don’t always get the same respect that the bigger stars do. No pun intended. I know people that get freaked out if they even see a smaller person. I will never comprehend that. Also, why do I feel it necessary to use the term “smaller person” instead of midget, when the obvious intent of this entry is not negative. That’s just one more thing I will never understand, and an entirely different subject that can easily be misconstrued.
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Here ya go, a list of my favorite performers and links to their films.
Joey the Midget – Joey has starred in a few movies we have on the EOA Video On Demand Theater. He is one of the stars I know by heart. This little guy does it all. He is the first male star I think of when I hear midget porn. Here are a few of those titles so you can check him out. Midget Porn by Underground Entertainment, Joey the Midget And The All Stars by Gentlemen’s Videos, and Joey Is One Freaky Midget by Gentlemen’s Videos.
Napoleon – To tell you the truth I hadn’t heard of Napoleon until I was looking through all of Joey’s movies. I had no idea that we had 28 of his movies in our VOD theatre. I’m impressed. So, I decided to list a few here so you can look into it. The Little Big Horny by Starr Productions, Demented Dwarfs 2 by Totally Tasteless Video, Hooligans by Powersville Inc., and Whore of the Rings by Heatwave.
And last but definitely not least
Bridget the Midget Powerz – The most famous midget in porn. She has been everywhere from the Howard Stern Show to Roseanne. She has also been in a couple of mainstream Hollywood movies. S.W.A.T. comes to mind right off. She has been on VH1’s Surreal Life and even HBO’s Cathouse. She has a whole list of accomplishments here. It would take me all day to write them out. With all of that going on, it’s amazing she ever found time to make any porn. She has her own site where she talks about her new passion, being a rock star. I want to salute you Bridget Powerz. Here’s a list of her movies that we have. Fuck That Midget 2 by Filmco, A Piercing Experience by Shooting Star Video, Hard Dicks For Mini Chicks 4 by Totally Tasteless Video, and 18 Versus 18 by Gentlemen’s Videos.
So I want to know. Who is your favorite midget star? Take some time this week and explore the possibilities. Reply to this post and let me know. Also, keep in mind, midget profiling is a form of prejudice, and should never be encouraged.
-King Todd
Halle Berry tried to kill herself
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
Halle Berry tells Parade magazine she tried to commit suicide over her failed first marriage by trying to "gas" herself. She says:
"I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again."
It's always sad when beautiful people try to take their own lives. I got pretty depressed once because I finished a delicious sandwich and wanted more, so I tried to kill myself by picking a fight with a gang of hoodlums. Unfortunately my intstincts kicked in and I beat them all up, but the moral of the story is: beating up hoodlums and taking their money is a great way to get sandwich money.
Do you have any juicy gossip? Have you heard something we should know? Do you disagree with what I said? Agree with me? I want your comments and feedback on anything – I will select my favorite comments I receive from you and post them here. samsan@adultrental.com
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