One day a Blonde Farm girl who was living in the city wanted to send a voice telegram to her parents.
She went to the store and asked how much it was and the guy at the counter said, "$50.00"
She siad that that was too much for her but she needed to send it and she would do anything to get the message to her mom.
The Guy said ANYTHING? and asked her to go to the back room.
She went with him goes. He asked her to get on her knees which she does.
Then he asked her to pull his pants off, which she did.
Then he told her to pull his penis out, which she also did.
She then got her lips close to his pecker and screamed "Hello Mom, can you hear me?"