Did you know that …

· Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
· Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
· Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
· Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
· Average length when erect: 5.1
· Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
· Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
· Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

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Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
A. Miracle whip.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls
Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
A. You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.
Q. How do you know when you honeymoon is over?
A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

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