Kim [Kashardan] Answers the Tough Question
Source: www.perezhilton.com
Rump rockin' Kim Kardasshian was spotted at nearly half a dozen clubs and restaurants in Los Angeles yesterday, but it was outside of Mr. Chow where things got a little “unrumpfortable”.
As The Tush was about to head over to Les Deux, a TMZ photographer asked her, "What celebrities would you like to see in a sex tape?" This was a little awkward for the stylish Miss K, as she has her own sex tape, "Kim K. Superstar." Amazingly, Kim gives the thoughtful response: "Jennifer Lopez."
Butts of a feather flock together!
Heidi Montag Finds Happiness With Fake Breasts
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
Heidi Montag confirmed that she had breast augmentation and rhinoplasty surgery in April. For those of you keeping score at home, Heidi got implants and a nose job. The reality star gave an exclusive interview to Us Magazine about the experience:
On why she had surgery:
“I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her!”
On being teased about her appearance:
People would say, “You have such a big nose!” And they’d make fun of me for being so flat, and say mean boy things, like, “If you nailed two nails in a board, they would be bigger than you are.” I was tormented. And when I was older, I’d want to be intimate, but I’d feel insecure. My boyfriends always had bigger chests than I did!”
On going under the knife:
“But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then, I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”
Okay, no one ever told me The Hills taught people moral lessons. I’ll still never watch it, but it’s good to know positive messages are being sent to young girls. Either have great breasts or get elective surgery that you might not wake up from. I’m practically crying that such a pure, wholesome example is being set. Bless you, Heidi Montag. Bless your large fake breasts and skewed world view.
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