LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian may be the star of her own reality series, but the sexy siren is still screaming over the release of her sex tape with rapper Ray J, or so it seems in a purported voicemail on YouTube. "Why won't you f---ing answer my calls? I just want you to know you are so disgusting and so desperate," Kardashian says in the purported voice message to her ex-flame. "You know I'm going through some crazy s--- right now but you won't call me back - you are making things seem so suspicious. You are a sick human being; I don't know who you think you are or what you think you're doing. "I'm going to get to the bottom of this," she warns Ray J. "I have no words to describe you." And toward the man to whom she once bared more than just her famous bottom, the popular pin-up princess clearly has had a change of heart.

"You know what, don't call me back. I don't want to give you any more attention. Don't call me ever again," she added. "I will have my attorneys contact you."

And while Kardashian has taken off her clothes yet again in a much more "tasteful" way as a cover girl for the annual celebrity edition of Playboy, we do find it a little odd that her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, bunny-hopped along to see his little girl strip.

"I went and watched Kim do her shoot for the magazine cover," Jenner revealed last week. "I voted against her doing it. But we got through it and it turned out to be very tasteful. It's a huge honor for Kim and she is a very beautiful woman. But, of course, as a father it is very strange and disturbing to see your daughter doing something like that."

Hmm … we don't find the fact that the Hollywood-hot Kim flashed all her flesh all that frightening, but we do find her father being there to watch a little hard to swallow.

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Inhaler? We hardly Knew Her! Brit's Drug Test
Source: www.tmz.com

TMZ has learned Britney Spears will now say her false positive drug test may have been caused by her inhaler, which she uses for asthma. Sources connected with Spears told TMZ yesterday that the drug that may have caused the positive was Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy. But TMZ did some digging and found Provigil would not show up on a court-ordered drug test. Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine. Lawyers for Britney Spears as well as K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will be heading back to court -- again - at the end of this week, for an emergency session about Brit's bolting through a red light at a busy intersection.

People reports that the Friday hearing was requested by K-Fed lawyer who contacted TMZ about subpoenaing our story, with video showing Brit blowing through the intersection at Mulholland Drive and Coldwater Canyon. Sorrell Trope, one of Brit's attorneys, explains that she was "distracted" and that "this was not blatant irresponsible driving on her part.".

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Victoria’s Secret Models Land In My Heart
Source: www.thesuperficial.com


A bunch of Victoria's Secret models including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima were in L.A. this week. What a gathering of beautiful, uh, minds and personalities. Yes, I can imagine these ladies spent their flight discussing literature, politics and, actually, I'm not even going to bother keeping up this facade. Let's be real. What I can seriously imagine is dropping my pants, handing the pilot a fifty and telling him to hit enough turbulence that I bounce around the fuselage like a rubber ball with a boner. You know, for a few minutes, hours or until the plane runs of out fuel and we crash land on a deserted island - hopefully. I mean, I kind of gave him a fifty. I think I deserve my money's worth.

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