Paris Hilton is trying to give me a heart attack
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Paris Hilton is still hell-bent on putting a bun in her oven. C'mon! It seems Paris has babies on the brain again after hosting a baby shower for Nicole Richie last weekend, according to People:
"Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old," she told PEOPLE at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party. "I was just telling her, 'I want a baby so that our babies can play together.'"
You ever see one of those vans that animal shelters drive around and spay and neuter your pet for you? How do I modify one of those to work on humans? I kind of need an answer ASAP. Time is a factor. Oh, and also, what are the odds of getting a wet bar on that puppy? No, not the van. An actual puppy. I've always thought it'd be cool to have a dog with more than just one of those little barrels around his neck. Picture a Labrador, but with a margarita mixer instead of a tail.
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Paris Hilton scoped out an office building in LA yesterday and felt that lingerie was appropriate outdoor attire. This, of course, allowed paparazzi to snap a shot of her panties. There?s nothing like seeing the thin layer of pink fabric that separates our world and Herpes Canyon. I wish she would wear something on her crotch a little more, I dunno, durable. Like the door to a bank vault. Or the hatch from a submarine.
NOTE: So I just noticed that she's not wearing any underwear. Wow, uh, Merry Christmas?.
Bonaduce Uses Penthouse to Redeem His Manhood
Source: www.tmz.com
Man-throwin' Danny Bonaduce is fumin' over a recent nude pic that showed the little guy and his -- little guy. In fact, the former Partridge is so steamed about his Internet circulated bird shot, he's decided to show the world what he's really made of -- in the March issue of Penthouse. Can Danny improve on nature?
A rep from Penthouse confirmed to TMZ that Danny did an interview with Chaunce Hayden, and, God help us, a photo shoot. The issue features the Pet of the Year -- and subscribers are sure to get a little more bang for their buck.
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