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By: Adult Rental Staff
Each week I will review a film - but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don't work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!
Movie: Fuck
Director: Brad Armstrong
Performers: Carmen Hart, Jessica Drake, Kirsten Price, Chris Cannon, Clara G., Eric Masterson, Exotica, Felecia, Ice LaFox, Jenaveve Jolie, Katsumi, Lori Lust, Marcus London, Mario Rossi, Mia Smiles, Mr. Marcus, Randy Spears, Sean Michaels, Tommy Gunn, Trina Michaels
Length: 83 minutes
2007 AVN AWARDS:
Best All-Girl Sex Scene (Film) - Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Felicia, Clara G.
Best Group Sex Scene (Film) - Carmen Hart, Katsumi, Kirsten Price, Mia Smiles, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon, Tommy Gunn, Randy Spears
Best Art Direction (Film) - Rod Hopkins
Best Cinematography - Francois Clousot
 
I rate it a 4.5 tissue performance! (out of 5)
Why I Chose It: Wicked Pcitures has a solid filmography of high production value features and whose epics are have easily been secured as deposits for your entire adress book's collective Spank Bank. Award winning director, hard-on-at-the-drop-of-a-hat cast and a studio that has a track record of delivering top notch feature - I have to save my time to think about what colour of socks to wear tomorrow - choosing this flick was a no brainer.
Scene One - Lori Lust, Exotica, Tommy Gunn.
The premise of this movie is that both Man and Woman have evolved over centuries to become sexual beings. One can only assume that Brad Armstrong (Director) was able to capture the very first moment that woman discovered her sexuality during the age of barbarians and chainlink fashions. After 100's of years of pent-up sexual energy, I can understand why the lascivious Lori Lust and boobtacular Exotica were so eager to service Tommy's gun. Or, perhaps these incredibly fit foxes were too busy thinking about the dawn of desire and downright primal fucking to go out and hunt for the day's rations. Either way, fucking for the sake of pure pleasure is now on the menu and the lot is hungry!
Curious to see if it's cold under Tommy's chainlink loin piece, these horny barbarellas pay some serious lip service, suck for suck, until Exotica is thrown into a reverse cowgirl (great zooms). There are plenty of well-sculpted muscles slamming together in ravenous sex with Ms. Lust fulfilling her hunger for Conan-sized shlong with two lip-smacking intermissions. Tommy Gunn lays it deep in both sex starved slippery sluts before a double facial big finish. See? Ladies have been getting spa treatments for centuries!
Scene Three - Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Clara G., Felicia
In the age of powdered wigs and oppressed sexuality, the exquisite fuck doll Jessica and her crew of sapphic playmates explore their inner demons and release their inhibitions as portrayed in a marionette performance. Each starlet in this fantastic foursome is a tongue athlebrity and there is incredible sequences of clit-nibbling, snatch-tastic snacking. There's some great double toy play at this Taco Town Hall meeting with great angels and close-ups and a well-choreographed ass munching train with Jessica Drake and Katsumi at centre stage to conclude.
Scene Four - Mia Smiles, Kirsten Price, Carmen Hart, Katsumi & The Gents
Luxury and opulence were later to be embodied by decadent dinner parties where the sweetest and most savoury of treats were made available to satisfy a guest's every need. At the dinner party of four Bond-clad gentlemen, each is served a seductress on a silver platter that quickly erupts into an intense orgy. There's plenty of tube steak to go around at this all-you-can-eat buffet and the girls do good job getting their fill. Katsumi takes some deep anal, Kirsten takes it hard 'n' fast like a champ, Carmen sucks like a Hoover and Mia drinks cum by the champagne glass. Does Wicked cater?
Scene Five - Trina Michael, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels
This scene opens with Trina draped across a circular bed - silk sheets and all - to showcase her sumptuous body alongside two ferocious looking Doberman Pincer's. The dogs morph into the seductress' fuck toys to lead to a good dose of double-pleasure deep throating. Bred to please, Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels take turns stuffing every inch of their bones deep within their blonde master in a variety of positions before a sizzling anal scene. Trina may start the scene dripping with diamonds, but the sequence ends fittingly with her dripping with cum after a voluminous double facial.
Scene Six - Jessica Drake
A mad - in a brilliantly intelligent kind of way - scientist (Eric Masterson) has created a sex-bot in the perfect image of the stunning Ms. Drake. Upon assembling all components, Masterson is charged with the task of experimenting with the functionality of this futuristic femme fatale with some energetic oral and toy action with good ass play, too. Jessica always looks great with a dick in her face but is at her best on the receiving end of some deep-pumping; she looks simply spectacular with her legs spread wide! As soon as I figure out how to place an advance order, I'll let you know.
Don't like what Johnny has to say? Do you agree or disagree with me? Want me to give you a no nonsense tell it the way it really is review of a movie? Bring it on and tell me now! johnnymaxx@adultrental.com
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