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By: Adult Rental Staff
Each week I will review a film - but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don't work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!
Movie: Coming Home
Director: Brad Armstrong
Performers: Kirsten Price, Kayla Cattera, Brooke Banner, Gianna Lynn, Jada Fire, Mikayla, Shayla Stylez, Vanessa Lane, Brad Armstrong, Barrett Blade, Charles Dera
Length: 187 minutes
 
I rate it a 4 tissue performance! (out of 5)
Why I Chose It: With such complex subject matter literally pulled from the headlines, I can say I was definitely curious to see how this would be presented as a backdrop to sizzling sex. I feel obliged to confess that the military uniforms impacted my selection process. Nonetheless, Wicked Pictures' track record speaks for itself and I'm game to watch pretty much anything this studio releases because a high-quality product is always guaranteed. It doesn't hurt that the cast and crew is a multiple award winning ensemble either...
Scene One - Kirsten Price, Brad Armstrong.
Following some depressingly realistic dialogue about life-altering mail - Brad is called to service by the U.S. Army and scheduled to report for tour in Iraq - the sombre mood is lightened by Kirsten's promise to treat her man like a King until he is deployed in a week's time; so begins the action with a royal hummer. Kirsten gorges on Brad's swollen soldier before straddling him in a reverse cowgirl giddy up! A quick suck, and we're off to the races again with plenty of clit play and deep 'n' delicious drilling (aided by his grip on her hot 3-inch heals) with a photo finish, open mouth, facial shot. Kirsten licks his knob clean with pure lust in her eyes.
Scene Three - Savanna Stern, Scott Lyons
There are some romantic, intimate moments between Kirsten and Brad following a night out with Barrett and Shyla, but it's the pounding going on in the next room that is really of interest. Savanna takes every inch of Brad's brother while working her clit in a frenzy to climax before hopping off for some, gag-alicious fellatio. Her bite-sized titties look great while she's bouncing off Scott's cock. There's a brief doggy-style sequence before he yanks one off in her face and ends with a close up on her cum-soaked lips.
Scene Four - Gianna Lynn, Brooke, Jada Fire, Christian, Tyler Knight, Chris Cannon
The week has passed and Brad has joined his regiment for some training with a memorable drill sergeant. Bunked in with Christian, Tyler and Chris, the boys take off to play doctor with the camp's lascivious medics leaving Brad behind to write naughty love letters to his girl back home. With a rendezvous point in a nearby tent, Brooke leads the pack into some group knob-gobbling, then Gianna takes charge by hopping on Christian. Jada lights up the screen with some deep pummelling from behind before switching it up to ride Christian with some additional clit stimulation from Gianna's helping hand before switching up the combo. Brooke is busy being tag-teamed before sucking the splooge right out of Tyler. The hottest part of this scene, hands down, is a series of cum-swapping kisses between Gianna and Jada.
Scene Five - Kirsten Price, Brad Armstrong
While writing home to his gal, Brad fantasizes about a desert-fuck with Kirsten. Pressed up against a hummer - as in the all-terrain army vehicle - Brad's fingers do the walking for a shocker move before slipping his cunt-starved cock deep within while with her leg is propped in the window frame. The duo line up for some pile drivin' fun before he pops off a huge load on Kirsten's beautiful open-mouthed face.
Scene Six - Mikayla, Kayla Carrera, Derrick Pierce, Marcus London
This is an important scene only because it features some fun, frivolous sex following a tragic turn of events; this sequence serves mostly as background sex and for some reason made the feature's final cut instead of being placed on the bonus disk. Nothing like some good cock-sucking to lighten the mood! These two couples get down and dirty in the car while at a drive-in theatre. Everybody manages despite the confined quarters and the girls finish with a pair of facials..
Scene Seven - Kirsten Price, Barrett Blade
Subject to public scrutiny for spending so much time together, Kirsten and Barrett decide to act on everybody else's wild imaginations and steal off for a damned-if-we-do / damned-if-we-don't wilderness fuck. The outdoors is a great setting to catch Kirsten in all her splendour in natural light. After working Barrett's member over with her circling tongue and loads of saliva, the favour is returned with some long awaited muff-diving. She looks absolutely spectacular taking it deep from behind and makes fucking on a dried out log easy and is even happier to take his juice all over her stomach..
Scene Eight - Shyla Stylz
Nothing says screw you for cheating like getting caught with some other guy munching on your pie, or so Shyla thinks. If you thought she was holding back in her first scene with Barrett you might well be right; she was saving herself for this random guy to take it up a notch. This fits the bill of a revenge fuck: raw, raunchy and aggressive. Shyla takes it rough and grinds on the guy something fierce with both feet secured on his chest before hers is used as target practice for a big finish. Yes, she does look hot licking cum off her own boobs.
Scene Nine - Vanessa Lane, Brad Armstrong
As was probably assumed, Brad is not dead and, shall we say, grumpy about learning that the very friend he's asked to look after his girl has misinterpreted the whole arrangement. Where to turn? A local titty bar, of course! Upon finding a sympathetic ear - coincidently attached to a gorgeous body of a stripper - Brad pours his heart out and is offered some fine ass to plant his face in to quell his woes. It seems to work for the most part. Vanessa sucks him off for a bit before mounting him and transitions to a cunt-to-mounth sequence. In the event that you feel your sanity slipping away, don't fret: this steamy sequence flips back and forth between both Vanessa and Kirsten. Both Vanessa and Kirsten are together on their knees to divvy up his mojo-fuel for a great finish to this fantastical sequence.
     
Scene Ten - Shyla Stylz, Brad Armstrong
Okay, hey, I'm ball's deep in your ex also works for exacting revenge on a cheating ex. Shyla and Brad really bring it on home in this final scene with plenty of rim action and ass play while she mows down tube steak on all fours. Perfectly primed, Brad buries his shlong in her sopping cunt, pausing only to let her suck her own juices off his dick before finishing with some well-anticipated anal and accompanying facial.
     
Bonus Disk
Exclusive Bonus Sex Scenes Kirsten Price & Brad Armstrong
There is some great, sloppy sounding fellatio with accompanying multiple-digit ass play that gets hot enough to make the corvette bounce. This scene will rev you up, but is disappointingly short. Gianna Lynn & Randy Spears As punishment for a poor time in running drills, Randy Spears orders the corporal to suck his private; it's gag-alicious. I suppose Gianna was saving her energy in the event she needed to give an emergency hummer as a matter of national security. Before long, she's bouncing on Randy's spear before taking it in true style in a handful of different positions. This one scene is the bonus disk's crowning achievement - especially as Randy's cameo in the feature's final cut is sex-free.
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Bonus Disk
Bonus Sex Scenes
Jenna Jameson & Brad Armstrong from 'Jenna Ink'
Take a trip down memory lane and watch Jenna take it like a true soldierette in the barracks. There are some great close-ups and incredible sequences with zooms and an oh-so-creamy finish. There's also some good anal toy play while Brad drives it home for a big finish across Jenna's beautiful baby face.
Kirsten Price & Barrett Blade from 'Country Style'
Welcome to a different kind of full-service body shop! Kirsten wantonly rams every bit of Barrett down her throat and before some seriously deep drilling. She has a fiendish sparkle in her eye that lets you know as hard as she's getting it, she just wants more of it. The scene climaxes with a spectacular reverse cowgirl-to-facial finish.
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