Fantasia, Oprah's gonna be pissed! Since Fantasia began appearing in the Winfrey-produced Color Purple on Broadway seven months ago, the American Idol winner has missed an unheard of 50 performances. Fifty!! That is extremely unprofessional and hurting the box office for the show. On Broadway, when the star of a show - above the title billing - is out, you can either exchange your tickets for another day or get a refund. Due to her many many many absences, producers have had to give back tens of thousands of dollars. Sources say Fantasia's out a lot because "she's simply not up to the grueling Broadway schedule."

Girl, then you should have negotiated in your contract that you wouldn't do any matinees!

Broadway shows run eight times a week.

What's even worse is that not only are Fantasia's absences costing the show a lot of money and extremely unprofessional, but she's disappointed thousands of fans.

Many church groups and tourists travel in mass via busses from as far away as Alabama to see the show. To go through all of that and then have Fantasia pull a sick-out? Sucks hardcore!
Get it together, girl. Get. It. Together.

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Britney Spears faces questions in custody battle
Source: www.perezhilton.com

Britney Spears will be questioned in court today by Kevin Federline's lawyers. She has avoided a deposition four times so far this year, but Kevin's lawyers finally got the judge to put Britney on the stand. She'll be drilled on her drug and alcohol use and parenting skills. The process could take several days, according to People: "A deposition can be emotionally draining, because Kevin's lawyer can ask very personal questions about her relationship with her kids - and she'll be under oath," explains L.A. family lawyer Lynn Soodik, who's not involved with the case. This should be some hardcore legal action that makes Law & Order look like your sister's bike. Pink and fruity but you'll still ride it to work. Anyway, I'm hoping to see Kevin Federline's attorneys ask Britney Spears the tough question: When will she show her vagina again? Not that I want to see it or anything. I just happen to have a tarp I'd like to throw over it then possibly hold in place with a staple gun. I guess you can say I'm trying to live up to this WWJD bracelet I stole from a stripper.

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Keira Knightley poses almost topless (I hate you, suspenders)
Source: www.thesuperficial.com


Keira Knightley posed "topless" for the latest issue of Interview magazine. She's definitely soft on the eyes, though a bit too thin for my taste. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not into tying a rock to my lover so she doesn't take flight in a slight breeze.

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