It's all in the timing! Mom-to-be Lily Allen is interviewed in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar and PerezHilton.com has an exclusive excerpt from the article. Lily on her "I'm fat" blog from last year: 'In a way, that blog was a massive cry for help…I was like "Oh, God, I'm so tired, I feel so shit, everyone keeps writing how ugly I am Can someone help me, please?" On the habit she has yet to quit, smoking: 'I love smoking I don't really want to say it, but I do.' On her new body and exercise regimen: 'I'm fit now. I can do anything. I don't feel completely knackered. I feel energized."

On fitting into sample sizes: "It's not about losing weight, just about being fit" It can get you down, people trying to pull things over you. When it doesn't fit, they give little sighs and- Now that I do fit into those things, it makes me feel better, but actually it shouldn't, really.

On Britney Spears: "I don?t think you choose for things to get like that."

On celebrities as role models: "I don't understand putting famous people on a pedestal and making them into role models. Your mum is meant to be your role model, not famous people They're all on drugs and drinking a lot completely the wrong people to look up to."

On her relationship with Ed Simons and whether it has helped melt away the pounds: "I'm certainly getting more exercise in the bedroom So yeah."

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Worst Photoshop Ever
Source: www.perezhilton.com

Yes, that's supposed to be Ashlee Simpson. The barely recognizable singer is on the cover of the new issue of Complete Woman magazine. They couldn't afford Mariah's retoucher??? Update: Asslee's publicist just sent us the following statement. "Ashlee in no way posed for Complete Woman or ever gave them an interview. They apparently purchased outtakes from an old photo shoot years ago and elected on their own to retouch the photo as they wanted to. This supposed 'magazine' has never reached out to us and we did not cooperate with them in any way at all."

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Jamie Lynn Spears set up $1 million deal with tabloid
Source: www.thesuperficial.com


Jamie Lynn Spears confirmed her pregnancy to OK! Magazine while being interviewed with her mother and is receiving no compensation yet. The magazine has agreed to pay $1 million for a photo shoot when the baby is born which will be sooner than people think. Supposedly Jamie Lynn is more than 12 weeks pregnant. But why choose OK! and not another tabloid? Apparently it has to do with Britney having a breakdown months ago during a photo shoot with the magazine, according to TMZ:

Britney's mom, Lynne, read the article (who didn't?!) and called OK! personally to thank them "for handling it so well." She stayed in touch with OK!, and called them this week when she learned that news of Jamie's pregnancy was about to break. Her only requirement? Keep Britney out of it. This is about Jamie Lynn. "She trusted them to do it in a way that would be sympathetic to her daughter," our source says.

It sounds like Lynne Spears is getting her head out of her ass and doing some smart parenting by keeping Britney out of this debacle. Of course, I won't be fully impressed until Lynne builds a giant armored dome around the house so Britney can’t get near the baby. Just make sure it masks the smell of fried chicken. I once read in a newspaper that Britney chewed through a bank vault after finding out a guard inside had KFC for lunch. And by newspaper I may or may not mean this napkin I scribbled on with a pen.

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