I rate it a 4 tissue performance! (out of 5)

Why I Chose It:  This is the one time of year one can really watch elf-related porn and not die a thousands deaths - apologies to the elf sympathizers; I know you're out there (in small numbers). It's a pretty good looking cast with some chemistry and they all really like to fuck. 'Tis the season to be ho-ho-ho'ing and the cast and crew of this flick couldn't be happier to freeze their butts off to get YOU off, all snug to tug one off&

...Happy Holidays!

Scene One – No nonsense, primed, wet and horny [and unseasonally dressed] clit lovin' santa's helkper's help themselves to eachother's snatches in the middle of a one-horse open sleigh ride. There are no acrobatics; the horses magically stop. With some great double digit play and voyeur style pans and angles, snow starts to melt when these dripping sluts pull some toys outta santa's sack and fuck 'n' suck to their heart's delight. At times, it can be hard to tell if they are chattering with cold or really moaning; either way, they go at it hard with eachother to keep it hot. If two clit-lickin', dildo-totin' chicks do it for ya, you're guaranteed to shoot your first load while watching this scene.		Scene Two – While tucked in for the night, a devilish Santa in a sultry, strappy white number (with hot red patent leather bustier) sucks the guy's thick johnson before receiving some energetic oral herself. After bouncing ball's deep off his cock, the tables turn and he primes her ass with his toungue before dominating the backdoor. He launches his load across her lips, cheek and neck is licked right clean. By this guys account, Sanata is an evil cum sucking whore. Suspend belief and enjoy the lengthy anal scene.
Scene Three – With two male spies kept captive in the bathroom of a house full of nympho Santa's helpers, one particularly naughty temptress decides to steal away in order to taunt the captives by rubbing her clit, right in front of them before throating the one's cock. She let's the second prisoner bury his face in her muff for a brief bit before riding the first guy while the two men are still tied back-to-back. Ropes removed, she kept mighty busy with some multi-tasking with both cocks before offering her ass to both in turn. This chick takes being double-rammed like it's her all-time #1 wish list request. It's a perfect finish with a double facial and lots of swirling so she can savour the flavour. This chick obviously loves cock.		Scene Four – JAll of Santa's l'il Ho's surround a decorated tree reading letters to Santa to request their heart's desires. A letter from a taco-craving newlywed wife sets the scene for a voyeur inspired experiences for the husband seated in a nearby chair. As it turns out, wifey eats a mad fur burger and loves to gobble cock to keep her man happy, too. Both women share in some knob-gobbling fun, before a doggy-style/pussy munching combo. Each broad gets their share of cock up the ass before the lucky bastard takes them both in the ass again bent over only to finish with&another facial/cum-sapping kiss.
Scene Five – Another naughty wish addressed in a letter to Santa details one young student's carnal desire to slip her teachers swollen shlong deep inside her and suck on his tasty cock while atop the piano. She grinds him deep while riding him reverse cowgirl before taking it up the ass like a keener (some good angels in this sequence). After some A2M and further anal play this Euro youngin' jerks him and quenches her thirst for cum. Music lessons, eh?		Scene Six – A new day, and a new prisoner with a painfully placed icicle (he's been left tied to a tree nude). Hospitality takes an interesting turn when the chilled gent is locked in the sauna to witness an especially randy spread herself with her thong and finger while handling a glass dildo. Your wish will be to become this dildo as she titty fucks it, wraps her lips - and pussy, too - around it. She's a hot tease.
Scene Seven – The sauna prisoner is freed and it's one big fuck fest in the main room around the Christmas tree. There's a healthy dose of deep action - lots of spitting, overall - some very brief hummer shots alongside a montage of shared pussy pounding escapades. These girls are really eager with each other and are great multi-taskers. Anal is the word of the day and the scene ends fittingly with a group facial shot and a pair of cum-swapping tonsil hockey matches between the lassies.

Overall Thoughts

There's absolutely no shortage of hotties begging to take up the ass in every scene of this flick. Definite plus. The cast has great energy with one another and there are some pretty good zooms to keep at the forefront of your memory for when you next whack off. This is no Griswold's family tale, but its sure to be a holiday favourite.

I rate it a 4 tissue performance! (out of 5)

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