Johnny Maxx

Each week I will review a film – but not your typical movie review!  I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it.  I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is.  Unlike other news media, I don’t work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!

I rate it a 3 tissue performance! (out of 5)


Why I Chose It:  Without a doubt, I chose this because of the Box Cover and Brandy Taylore. I LOVE Brandy Talore.  She has the biggest, best Juggs ever and those nipples are so big and juicy I get excited just thinking about them!  I had the pleasure of meeting Brandy at the AVN AEE awards in Las Vegas , and let me tell you this girl is amazing.  She is fucking hotter in person than on film.  Anyhow onto the review!

Scene One – Sophie Dee Sophie is a hot blonde slutty English tramp with a wicked ass, nice tits, and yummy looking shaved pussy, I could eat her for hours!  She is hungry for some big cock so she walks in on her boyfriend who is just getting out of the shower.  She sucks his cock like she was a starving Lioness who hasn’t eaten for a month!  Sophie loves to talk dirty which drives me wild!  There is just something about a broad with an English accent saying nasty things that is so sexy.  She gives awesome head which includes lots of spitting and awesome throating sounds.  Dude bends her over the toilet and proceeds to ram that pussy hard throwing in the occasional slap on her great ass and tits for good measure.   The lucky dude then gets to fuck this British slut in the ass WOW!  This British slut puts on a performance to be proud of!  She is definitely someone I will watch out for in future scenes!		Scene Two – Brandy Taylore The scene starts off with Brandy showing us her spectacular tits and sweet looking tight pussy with nice lips.  After she playing with herself for a while, she starts sucking a dude and giving a hot sloppy blowjob.  Watch her amazing tits sway as she bobs on his knob.  The fucking starts with her reverse cowgirl and you can tell she just loves getting her tight wet snatch stretched as she moans and groans with every hot bounce.  Brandy then bends over like all good girls do and takes it doggy style, licking those juicy nips as dude pounds that pussy pretty hard.  The scene ends in the missionary position and buddy unleashes a huge load all over those massive fun bags.  I just could not help but be mesmerized by her jiggling, bouncing tits.  If Johnny was there he would have fucked her way harder, but in all a great performance by Brandy.
Scene Three – Alexis Silver WOW what a great set of huge natural tits on this dark haired babe!  The scene starts off with her immediately mounting a guy and having her beautiful tits sucked.  Without much hesitation she starts sucking cock very well, including some ball licking - ladies take note BALL LICKING IS A GOOD THING!  She starts taking it from behind slowly and as the thrusts get harder, those great tits bounce and sway.  She then mounts him in cowgirl position and gives the dude the ride of his life!  We get to see just how great those tits are as she wraps them around his cock in hot titty fucking sequence. Her dirty talk puts him over the edge and he deposits a hot load on her chest.  Not the most erotic or hardcore scenes but her body was worth the watch for me.		Scene Four – Havana Ginger Havana is a dark haired chick with huge DSL’s (Dick Sucking Lips) and an gravity defying enhanced DD tits with enormous areolas.  She begins by posing for us and showing us her Pierced pussy and boy she has some roast beef down there!  She proceeds to give a nice sloppy deep throat blowjob complete with gagging noises and lots of spit and drool.  She then hops on and begins to ride his cock hard, eventually switching to the ever popular doggy style position.  The fucking gets pretty intense and hard with some occasional spanks for good measure.  She then takes a pounding in the missionary position eventually moving to the cowgirl position where she finishes him off by riding him hard and fast and then getting on her knees taking his load in her mouth as we watch it drool on her lips.  I was not excited about this scene most likely because I did not find her attractive, she is not my type.
Scene Five – Eve Eve is a thin milky white gal with some huge tits for a girl of her size!  After giving us a brief show of her tits and some self pussy play we see a dude come in and immediately start sucking and playing with those big soft titties.  Dude then starts fingering and eating her snatch which she seems very pleased with.  I then proceed to watch probably one of the most boring, uninspiring and worst blowjobs ever filmed.  I don’t think this chick has ever sucked a cock and from the looks of it never will again.  Someone needs to give her some lessons!  Thank goodness it only lasts a couple of minutes – and we are spared from having to see this any longer.  They perform in several positions including missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl but throughout the sex, it seems she is totally not into it and not liking it at all.  It gets a little better at the end of the scene when her expression changes but overall this was a lackluster performance on Eve’s part and did absolutely nothing for me.  I am surprised the dude was even able to shoot a load all over her tits.		Scene Six – Behind the Scenes The producer gives us a peek at what goes on behind the scenes.  Sophie tells us how much she loves to suck and fuck and gives us another glimpse of that nice snatch, poses for some images and hamming it up for the camera.  We also see a brief interview with male co star Herschel Savage and a brief tour of the outside grounds.

Overall Thoughts
The first three scenes were awesome.  Sophie is totally sexy and puts everything she has in her performance.  Brandy is incredible and so damn sexy with those big juicy tits.  The good points are there is no long boring set up, not a lot of dialogue and each scene goes straight to the action.  Alexis has a hot body and gets into her scene almost as much as Sophie does – the top three scenes make this movie enjoyable for me.  Even though I did not enjoy the last two scenes as much, some of you may like them.

I rate it a 3 tissue performance! (out of 5)

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