Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot this weekend in South Beach. I should also mention she's three months pregnant. Normally, the sight of a pregnant woman makes me want to change my name, grow a moustache and flee to the Rockies. (If anyone asks, my name is Adam F. Thundernads.) But, today, I'm going to make an exception with Alessandra and ignore my natural, sharply honed reflexes. Maybe it's because I'm starting to mature as an adult or perhaps it's because she's wearing a bikini. I'm not really sure. But I'd put money on the bikini – and a lot of it.

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Woodman's Medieval Mischeif
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Norco, California - Pierre Woodman's ribald period fantasy 'Xcalibur: The Lords of Sex' Chapter 3, reaches the American Shores on Wednesday, January 30, 2008, wrapping up the final chapter of the cock busting trilogy with a bang. Woodman's 'XCalibur' trilogy has won awards and rave reviews from Barcelona to America and everywhere in between. Rancho Carne reviewers praised the series, "Watching 'XCalibur' is a bit like going to the Renaissance Faire except I get to watch everyone fuck instead of just assuming they're all doing it when I'm not around." Adult DVD Talk raved, "All of the sex scenes are top notch, with great looking Euro Girls and hot hardcore action." Reviewer Roger Pipe says, "Thank you Pierre Woodman. Not only is he back with his next Xcalibur movie, but he gives us a recap of the first films at the start of each one. It brings us up to speed in a matter of moments."

Filmed entirely on location amidst the primeval forests and medieval castles of the Czech Republic, 'Xcalibur' brings authentic detail to every frame of the saga, giving it an extra boost of fantasy fulfillment. Masterfully choreographed sword fights, fair maidens that scorch the screen in sexual trysts and knights that cum a lot, bring this bawdy adventure to a cod piece soaking finale.

'Xcalibur' Chapter 3 stars Kathy Anderson, Claudia Adams, Veronica Da Souza, Wildy, Valery Hilton, Marsha Lord, Morgan Moon, Roxy Panther, Katka Redil, Kristi Illenot, Petra Stingrey. Swordsman Alain Deloin, Rudboy, Jean Val Jean, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Tomas, George Uhl, George Reno, Denis Marti and Charlie.

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Mariah Carey likes decorating her cleavage
Source: www.thesuperficial.com


Mariah Carey went shopping yesterday at Van Cleef & Arpels on Rodeo Drive. I have no idea what that is because I have a penis. Anyway, she tried on several pieces of jewelry. Apparently her breasts aren’t noticeable enough. Even the guy in the background, let’s call him Nigel, is trying to resist touching them. He’s mostly afraid the top button of Mariah’s shirt will rocket off at any second severing his finger. Then how will he explain that to his wife Mrs. Nigel? I mean, once she notices his well-earned Purple Heart.

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