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Each week we will try to bring you some interesting tidbits of information.
Did you know that
o Hybristophilia is arousal derived by having sex with people who have committed crimes.
o According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.
o Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.
o On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.
o The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.
o Acrotomophilia occurs when you have a sexual attraction to amputees.
o According to the Kama Sutra, a mixture of camel's milk and honey will keep a man erect night and day.
o According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do.
Do you have interesting sex news or quirky facts? Do you have some good trivia questions? Send them to funstuff@adultrental.com and you can get 30 Minutes free!
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Q: What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?
A: Vomit
Q: How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A: You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.
Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
Q: What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
A: She can only give you lip once!
Q: If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
A: The Captains Dinghy!
Q: What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A: Depends!
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to use it.
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature.
Q: What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
A: Exchange him.
Q: What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
A: "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow the head out.
Q: What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A: Strip Poker
Q: What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A: See you next period.
Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Do you think you have a better joke tough guy? Well prove it by sending them to jokes@adultrental.com if we use it you will get 30 minutes free!
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Last Weeks Poll Results:
Men: "Do you plan to get laid on Valentines's Day?"
Men Results:
| Hells Ya'! |
44 182 |
74% |
...maybe
next year |
11 685 |
26% |
| Total 59 867 |
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Women: "Do you plan to get laid on Valentines's Day?"
Women Results:
| Hells Ya'! |
22 816 |
76% |
...maybe
next year |
7 126 |
24% |
| Total 29 942 |
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