Lindsay Lohan's dad won't see photos (Riiight)
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
While Dina Lohan thinks Lindsay's nude photos are the second coming of Christ, Michael Lohan has yet to see the topless shots of Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe, according to Us Magazine:
"I'm not going to look at the photos - that's my daughter!" he told Usmagazine.com in a telephone interview this morning. "Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career," he said. "It's her decision."
Michael Lohan hung up the phone then looked down at the coffee table. There, almost tauntingly, sat Lindsay's issue of New York magazine. And then it spoke: "Michael, dude, seriously." Michael Lohan shrugged his shoulders and said "Shit, I can't argue with that... Eww. Why are they sagging like that? Gross!" Michael Lohan walked away and went looking for the Sears catalog.
Amy Winehouse's breasts explained
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
Amy Winehouse's surprising amount of boobage has finally been explained. Amy was at a party over the weekend with her new man Blake Wood and apparently left some clues behind, according to Page Six:
"She left a pair of boob enhancers - like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs - and some hair extensions in the toilet," our spy said. Later, Winehouse and Wood went to his apartment with a group of people who "were all getting drunk - except for them."
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