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Each week we will try to bring you some interesting tidbits of information.
Did you know that
- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
- Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical -fish stores.
- In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.
- Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
Do you have interesting sex news or quirky facts? Do you have some good trivia questions? Send them to funstuff@adultrental.com and you can get 30 Minutes free!
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1) Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?"
"No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?"
"No," says Carlos.
"Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?"
"Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied.
"Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing my wife?"
2) A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range.
The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.
The golf pro says, "Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast."
The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"
Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.
Golf pro: "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick."
She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
Golf pro: "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."
Do you think you have a better joke tough guy? Well prove it by sending them to jokes@adultrental.com if we use it you will get 30 minutes free!
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Last Weeks Poll Results:
Men: "Have you ever gone shopping for a sex toy with a partner?"
Men Results:
| Yes |
37,092 |
83.9% |
No
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7,118 |
16.1% |
| Total 44,210 |
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Women: "Have you ever gone shopping for a sex toy with a partner?"
Women Results:
| Yes |
11,649 |
88.9% |
No
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1,454 |
11.1% |
| Total 13,103 |
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