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Time To Get Some New Boobies, Hun
Source: www.perezhilton.com

Oh, no! That looks HOrridious. Ice T.'s wife, Coco, held a signing for her Playboy pictorial at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC on Tuesday. While people normally stare at her cleavage regularly, they were fixated for a totally different reason yesterday. Look at that hardened piece of tit in the front of her breasts! That's not supposed to be like that. Poor Coco has developed a case of the Vivica A. Fox! Homegirl needs to get that treated ASAP…or get a better makeup artist.

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Paris Hilton: I don't remember these...
Source: www.thesuperficial.com


Paris Hilton seemed to be confused by the presence of her breasts while shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. Of course, no one is more confused than my penis. Right now he's up on the roof threatening to jump. I tried to talk him down, but he's pretty out of - SHIT! HE JUMPED! NOOOO! Oh, thank God, a seagull caught him and is flying out to sea. Uh oh, they both got ate by a shark. That's not cool. *shakes head* Whoa, what a weird hallucination. I really need to stop sniffing Sharpies for a full hour after lunch. I thought Paris Hilton had really big - ACK! Those things are real?! I've finally done it. I've tripped into another dimension! Everything's opposite, man. I better get out of these clothes so I fit in. Oh, hey Jim. Yeah, you're right, I should get that mole checked out. Have a good weekend - in opposite land. What did I just say? Oh, nothing.

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