Don't Cum Around!
Source: www.perezhilton.com
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What is wrong with the world today where women keep getting ejaculated on in public places? And there's no porno tape involved!
First it was a crazy passenger on American Airlines. Now, some shady ass has done the same thing, but this time in a Target store!!!
A 25 year old man, Ricardo Faulk, was arrested last Tuesday in Oregon for ejaculating on a woman walking in an aisle of the Target store. And even worse, she was there with her baby!
The victim, who does not want to be identified (makes sense), was at the store with her 3 year old daughter. She said she felt something hit her on the back of her pants. When she turned, she quickly realized what had happened. Faulk had been masturbating in the aisle.
What an animal!
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After the incident, officers reviewed store surveillance photos and issued a press release. When they identified Faulk as the suspect, he was booked and charged with harassment, a criminal misdemeanor.
The woman told local reporters, "It's just disgusting. You feel kind of like a garbage can after that."
Whatever happened to jerking off at home???? Is that SO boring??????
Ashley Alexandra Dupre already was a Girl Gone Wild (Gasp!)
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
Surprise! Ashley Alexandra Dupre already flashed her boobs for Girls Gone Wild back in 2003. A prostitute got naked for Joe Franics? What are the odds? The AP reports:
"It'll save me a million bucks," Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch." He said his employees got to work on pulling the footage and planned to offer it on the Web site by Tuesday evening, with a free sampling on the front page and the rest available with a $29.95 monthly subscription.
Uh oh, no million bucks for Ashley. Let this be a lesson, ladies. Girls Gone Wild might seem like a good idea (Note: it's the best idea.), but it could come back to bite you in the ass. You know, after you inevitably become a prostitute and have sex with middle-aged men who turn out to be elected officials. Then you can't cash in because Joe Francis owns the right to your ta-ta's. That's just poor business planning. In between tricks, get yourself down to the community college and sit in on some classes. You might learn something and, please, there's no need to thank me. Like Jesus I'm just here to help others - and maybe score a freebie.
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