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Johnny Maxx

The Da Vinci Load

Each week I will review a film - but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don't work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!

Movie:

The Da Vinci Load
Director: Jerome Tanner
Performers: Joey Hart, Eva Angelina, Haley Page, Misty Monroe, Tory Lane, Michele Maylene, Jasmine Tame, Charlotte Stokely, James Deen, Claudia Meloni.
Length: 138 mins

I rate it a 4 tissue performance! (out of 5)

Why I Chose It: I think Hayley Page and Joey Hart are some of the most stunning stars in the history of porn! I was in the mood for a full length feature with a little bit of everything. And trust me, I got what I wanted!

Well, if you’re a sci-fi movie fan, this really delivers! If you just want to get your rocks off, there is a lot of dialogue that you’ll have to fast forward through. The scene opens up with the uber-hot Haley Page in a smokin’ little business suit investigating the scene of a murder, but at this point, no action. We get into it in the classroom scene, when the teacher gives the class a real lesson in Cock Sucking 101. With two eager students willing to volunteer, she takes the class through a myriad of cock sucking, ass pounding and double penetration action while the rest of the class takes notes. At the end she puts her glasses back on and takes a classy double load all over her face!

The Investigation continues with super slammin’ Joey Hart as a waitress – now here is a girl who I would let wait on me hand and foot any day – she is gorgeous! And man can she ride cock – she had me wishing for a time machine and teleporter to get me on the scene! I would have would have kicked that cop to the side and had my way with her.

Next we have the interrogation of the sexy Tory Lane who I am not usually a fan of – but let me tell you that she looks spectacular in this video. Move to a flashback scene where she is hungrily gobbling up the dick of the murder victim from the opening scene with an intensity that would have made a Rottweiler jealous! Her perfect tits bounce in unison as she rides this cock in front of some of the world’s most famous pieces of art – and let me tell you she puts them all to shame. Her perfectly shaved pussy is the envy of any artist!

And now finally after an hour into the movie we finally get to see the amazing Haley Page’s tits – and what a site these two are! She takes the investigation to the learned professor and boy does he teach her a thing or two! Haley show’s us her flexibility as an actress in every way imaginable. This scene definitely had me hot as she gets pounded from every possible angle and genuinely enjoys taking the load on her face.

Now comes the culmination of all the efforts of the investigation – a HUGE lesbian orgy! These girls break out all the investigation tools and get to work. Super hot scene a la “Eye’s Wide Shut”. Very hot costumes and toys. All around the chicks look amazing! If you’re a lesbian orgy fan – of which I definitely am - you will be raving about this for some time.

Overall Thoughts

All in all, the feature is quite long but worth every penny that was spent on it – it’s a high budget feature that actually delivers. The models are unbelievable, the acting is decent and the variety of sex from lesbian to hardcore to gang bang is all there. Definitely has something for everyone – 4 out of 5 tissues from me on this one!

I rate it a 4 tissue performance! (out of 5)

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