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Tila Tequila [insert witty alcohol-related joke here]
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another - wait for it - Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last season by the twist that Tila was looking for love whether it came with a wang-a-dang or a va-jay-jay (Technical terms.) but now everyone knows was up and it's going to get freaky, according to NY Daily News:
"Since everyone already knew, I was a lot more guarded and aware of who was there for me and not just trying to be on TV," said Tequila of the new season. "Their parents also already knew about the premise of the show, so they were a lot crazier, too. Tequila and the last four remaining contestants in the competition make home visits to the contestants' parents. "Like, moms were making out, but it was fun!" said Tequila.
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Tila just wants to find somebody's whose "real" this time around. Which is ironic for a chick who pretends to be bi-sexual and had a serious boyfriend during the whole first season. Just sayin':
"I just want someone who's chill," she said. "Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don't confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different."
While "moms were making out" is a staple for any good TV show, I think I'll pass on this season. Or at least try to. I gotta admit, I did watch Rock of Love 2. I'm sort of a sucker for shows where strippers talk about their feelings and it doesn't cost me $20 or, that one time, the deed to my house. Curse you, Misty Melons! I should've known it wasn't your first day when you said you grew up during the Depression. But, nooo, someone had to make Jager so goddamn delicious. I'll bet it was Jesus.
Can't Hide From the Truth
Source: www.perezhilton.com
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We bet Heather Mills is gonna be running that big fat mouth of her's again soon cause the shiz is going to hit the fan in the U.K. on Tuesday night (this evening)!
You lucky Brits have the chance to tune in to Channel 4 to see the new Mucca 'tell all' documentary!
We're sooo jealous! We wish we could see it!
The doc reportedly confirms the rumor that Mucca was a money grubbing, 'high class' hooker.
Muccity Muck's former friend, Denise Hewitt, reveals that Mills counted Australian tycoon Kerry Packer and a royal prince of Saudi as loyal 'customers'.
Hewitt said that she and Mucca used to get lots of jewelry from their johns and would do naughty stuff like 'full sex and girly-girly scenes' to return 'favors'.
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Heather refused to return calls for comment.
Whore!
Aubrey O'Day of Danity- oh yeah those are nipples
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
At first I didn't recognize Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day without Kim Kardashian's ass in her face. Then I didn't recognize her even more because it took me about 12 hours to look at her face. I was, uh, admiring her jeans. So, yeah, basically, what I'm getting at is after a long day of deep, intellectual discussion on race, reuniting with our old friend Britney and tackling the injustices of pregnancy, there's nothing like a set of visible nipples to bring us all together. Group hug!
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