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Cream Crazed Cuties


Johnny Maxx
Each week I will review a film – but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don’t work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!
Movie: Cream Crazed Cuties
Director: Jade Marcela
Starring: Brian Surewood, Chanel Chavez, Cindy Crawford, Cytherea, Jamie Huxley, Jasmine Tame
Jay, John West, Kris Slater, Leah Love, Lexi Love, Montana Rae
Length: 2:06:32


I rate it a 1 tissue performance! (out of 5)




Why I Chose It:  I really enjoyed the box cover and the description, I also noticed that the movie had a nice cast of beauties including Cytherea and Cindy Crawford so I decided to go for it.


Scene One – Chanel Chavez
Scene One Chanel Chavez
This movie starts in an very interesting fashion…before she even finished answering her name Chanel had a cock shoved in her mouth! Buddy gives her barely enough time to breath as she gags on it, occasionally stopping for a breath of air, but she continually gags and almost throws up as he face fucks her with force like I have never seen before. Apart from changing positions and angles, the occasional tea bagging, the rest of the scene is pretty much the same with her face and throat getting some severe abuse until she swallows every drop of his load.
Scene Two – Cindy Crawford
Scene TwoCindy Crawford
This time, we at least get to hear her first name and almost get to the second question answered before the gorgeous Cindy Crawford’s has a thick dork jammed in her throat. Unlike the last scene this is not as rough at the beginning but gets progressively harder as it plays out. It gets really wet and gooey as the drool gets all over Cindy’s chin and perky chest. The best part of this scene is that we get to see Cindy’s awesome hard nipples. She seems to be into it as she plays with her pussy, and laughs at some of the comments buddy makes. This time it ends up with buddy Cumming in Cindy’s mouth while his cock is balls deep in her mouth and the splooge drips down her chin.

Cytherea
Scene Three
CythereaSporting cute ponytails, Cytherea is up next and after a short few question gets a big mushroom head cock deep in her mouth before she knows what hits her. After a bit, she gets on top of him 69 position and seems to be the aggressor this time…for a while anyhow. It goes on for a little while, pretty much the same as previous scenes until it finishes with a chunky load that coats her throat and chin.
Scene Four – Jamie Huxley
Scene FourJamie Huxley
Jamie is a gorgeous dark haired beauty with a hard body wearing a hot pink bra and panty set. She gets some pretty rough treatment right from the start of this scene, buddy manhandles her and face fucks her like an animal. Jamie produces a lot of spit in this one and her face is covered with her own saliva and dripping everywhere. Another gooey facial ends the scene..

Scene Five – Jasmine Tame
Scene FiveJasmine Tame
Beautiful Blonde Jasmine is the next victim, too bad though she is so cute! She has a nice big set of fake juggs and looks adorable in her pig tails. She handles the rough going really well, even claiming she is having a lot of fun. I really found her saliva covered tanned tits really hot and sexy. Her cute freckled nose takes the small load which ends the scene.
Scene Five – Leah Love
Scene SixLeah Love
Leah Luv is 19 but with her petite frame and braces she does not look anywhere close to that age. After the standard face abuse on her knees, buddy picks her up like a rag doll and fucks her throat while she is upside down. Leah’s tits are barely an A cup but she has very unique cone shaped nipples that protrude which are very sexy. In the end her mouth takes the full load and she mixes it with her spit and lets it seep out onto her chin.
Scene Five –  Lexi Love
Scene Seven Lexi Love
Boston Born Lexi, dressed in a hot Schoolgirl outfit is the next up, and after only a few minutes in she gags so much that she pukes all over the dudes cock and on the floor. Like a trooper she doesn’t stop, and like the energizer bunny keeps going and going and going. This chick has nice perky tits with very suck able nipples, and the sight of her white cotton panties in contrast to her tanned ass is really sexy. Dude shoots his load in her mouth which drips onto her chest.
Scene Five – Montana Rae
Scene EightMontana Rae
Montana has cute perky tits with nice nipples, and looks like your typical high school captain of the cheerleading squad. She is very cute and immediately her mouth is crammed full of cock. We only get to see a few minutes of the blowjob and it’s not as hard as the other gals, we don’t see the ending but immediately we are sent to the next scene.
Scene Five – Roxy Jezel
Scene NineRoxy Jezel
We don’t even see the mini interview in this scene, it Jumps immediately to Roxy bobbing up and down on a cock. Like the ladies in the other scenes, her mouth takes quite the beating and she gags often producing large amounts of spit and drool. She willingly takes his load on her tongue in the end.
Scene Five – Sierra Sin
Scene TenSierra Sin
Sierra is a tiny little Brunette with gumdrop nipples from Pittsburgh PA, and without hesitation is immediately confronted with a cock in her face which ends up in her mouth real quick. Not much different here except buddy shoots a real big load that ends up covering her throat.

Overall Thoughts

I don’t like these types of movies, I don’t find the gagging, extreme blowjobs very appealing or a turn on. The one part where Lexi Love throws up almost made me lose my lunch. I personally do not see how or why anyone can like this apart from the degrading factor. The ladies in this movie all did a wonderful job and are to be commended for their performances. I have to question why they would do this type of acting but it was their choice. If you are into this type of thing, you will love this movie. For someone like me it is not something I will ever watch again. I find the scenes very boring with the same shit over and over and over again, almost put me to sleep and not once did I get excited. This is no offense to Torrid because I think they shot it well for the people who like this type of stuff. These types of movies are just not for Johnny!




I rate it a 1 tissue performance! (out of 5)

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