Poised Perfection
Source: www.perezhilton.com
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Look at them jewels!!!
And we're not talking about her bling!
International style icon, Miz Dita Von Teese, kicks it Cannes style at the Chopard lounge on Tuesday.
We might have to go next year. It's been since 2006 since we've been to Cannes.
Shit, we should go to Paris too! Haven't been there since 1998, far too long!
Bisous. Bisous.
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Christina Aguilera reveals her bra size (Hint: Size HUGE)
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Admittedly, I give Us Weekly a lot of shit, but every once in a while they come across an exclusive that knocks my socks (and pants) off. This time the crack reporters have the inside scoop on Christina Aguilera's bra size. I tried to beat them to the punch, but Xtina's team took evasive action - by sending Jordan Bratman out to talk to me for five hours about why Kyle Raynor is just as cool as Hal Jordan. (Note: He's not. Please kill me.) Anyway, here's the exclusive details on Christina's jug straps:
In the interview, she also finally addresses the famous growth in her chest that came from breastfeeding. "It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before," she tells Us. "I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"
Other things that Jordan Bratman is amazed by:
1. A real live girl actually touched his ding-dong - and he didn't get cooties.
2. Guillermo Del Toro is directing the Hobbit ZOMG!!
3. That magic lamp he found did have a genie it. Sure, the third wish yielded him a bride, but he regrets wasting his first two wishes on a working Batmobile and a pristine copy of Action Comics #1 - which he foolishly had Dean Cain sign in a Starbucks. Smooth move, Ex Lax!
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