saMANtha Ronson Needs New Lawyers Again!
Source: www.perezhilton.com
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Lindsay Lohan's rumored lesbian lover, saMANtha Ronson was laughed out of a Los Angeles court today.
The failed singer turned party DJ and her lawyers requested a hearing on Tuesday to re-open the frivolous lawsuit she brought against Perez.
Once again, saMANtha was thrown out of court, as the judge saw NO merit in her case.
Ronson still owes us our legal fees, which she's been ordered to pay!!
AND, she still owes her old lawyers money too, whom she's now suing for allegedly botching up her case against us the first time and for lying to her about their fees.
It's time for saMANtha to ask LezLo to let her borrow some cash!
P.S. Lindsay probably doesn't even have money to give!
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Megan Fox wants to have sex 24/7... heh
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Megan Fox apparently has an insatiable hunger for doin' it. She recently told FHM that she's obsessed with sex and doesn't really see a point in doing anything else. Here's the exact quote via Hollyscoop.com:
"I have the libido of a teenage boy. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house."
Excuse me, my penis seems to have rocketed off my body and blasted into orbit. *picks up phone* Hello? NASA? Uh huh, the wiener again. I'll take my usual shuttle. Listen, while we're up there can you can get me some numbers on possibly, I dunno, firing a bazooka at Brian Austin Green's face. I'm actually not particular as to where it lands but I'd prefer his last words be "Megan, do the guy who writes The Superficial." I'd crunch the numbers myself but my algebra's a bit rusty. You'll do it? Fantastic. You guys truly are "the right stuff." Oh, man, get it? Like the movie? Hello? Shit...
Special thanks to Andrew for alerting me to the greatest news in the history of, uh, news-alism.
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