Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A. They stay stuck in adolescence.

Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.

Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
A. Exchange him.

Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl
he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.

Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A. Strip Poker

Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.

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We gave Sarah 30 minutes for sending this one in!

These three women were roommates.
One night they all had all gone out on dates
and all came home at about the same time.
The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date
when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The brunette said, "No, you know you've been on a good date
when you come home with your makeup all smeared."
The redhead said nothing, but reached under her skirt,
removed her panties and threw them up to the ceiling, where they stuck.
She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!"

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