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Tila Tequila apparently has a penis now
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she's not really a bisexual:
What about the people who say you're not really bisexual-that you're hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight? They can suck my dick.
Wait, she has a penis now? Why wasn't I told of this? Get me the White House. In the meantime, here's what else Tila had to say. She really wants that third season:
If you're faking bisexuality, then you'd be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I'm not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they're male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they're really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It's like saying,
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"Hey, you're not really Vietnamese, you're just trying to be." How do you answer that? "'Hey, you're not really Vietnamese, you're just trying to be.' How do you answer that?' Um, are you serious? Did Tila Tequila literally equate proving your ethnicity with proving your bisexuality? You see one of them, ethnicity, is a documented fact. While the other, bisexuality, is a clever marketing tool used by an elf in a bikini.
Mission Over - For Good!
Source: www.perezhilton.com
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Not all is well in the life of Tom Cruise!
Aside from Valkyrie, which has been plagued by problems, it seems Cruise isn't being offered many roles.
Recently, his people have reached out to Paramount about making Mission: Impossible 4.
Unfortunately for Tommy, he got rejected. Sort of.
Paramount decided to offer Cruise the opportunity to produce the film. Yes. Produce, not star in it.
Though, contractually he's guaranteed the right to produce a film a this point, so it looks like it wasn't such a great offer.
And being the diva that he is, Cruise decided not to take the producing role.
Paramount is apparently trying to continue the franchise with a younger star and leave Cruise completely out.
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As for Cruise, his bad luck is continuing. This time with the Germans.
Valkyrie is the drama in which Cruise will play Claus von Stauffenberg, the German leader who tried to assassinate Adolf Hitler.
Well, reports are that the German people are upset at the fact that Cruise's company, United Artists, has altered photos of von Stauffenberg to create a stronger resemblance between the German hero and Cruise.
Reports are that alterations have been made to the nose, chin, and eyebrows.
Tom should just make a film with Will Smith and all would be good*.
*Really bad.
Gisele Bundchen might be kind of sort of freaking hot - and also topless
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Anyone get the feeling Gisele Bundchen is suggesting something directly to me, The Superficial Writer? It's either something really awesome like Naked Battleship, or she needs a chiropractor. Who knows? But I better stare at these photos from the latest issue of GQ for a few more hours/days to be sure. In the meantime, scope out this excerpt from Gisele's interview:
Forbes has reported that you made $35 million last year, more than twice as much as any other model in the world. Do you think that’s important to me? Look, this is my job. I take pictures. There is no big deal. I would like to know who this reporter is finding out all of these amounts. And I would like him to talk to my accountant and figure out where is the cash that’s missing. Because I haven’t seen it.
Did I also mention Gisele has the world's shittiest accountant and loves being robbed blind? Finally, a woman with money falling out of her vagina! And they all laughed at me. "That's just some crazy sketch you made in the men's room," they said. Ha! Who's laughing now? (Not counting Tom Brady whose about to suffer a horrible canoe accident. Anyone got a torpedo I can borrow?)
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