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Mary Carey in a bikini = CLASSY
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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Mary Carey (VH1 Celebrity Rehab, a shitload of porn) celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. If I ever get married, when it comes time to plan the wedding I'm going to point to this last picture and say "That stuff. I want that stuff to happen." And by that stuff I mean me pouring water on a porn star while wearing a shirt that will make random strangers want to throw a chainsaw at my face. So, pretty much the most romantic day ever.
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She Cut Off the Cougar
Source: www.perezhilton.com
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Brooke Hogan is getting a big spread in the new issue of US Weekly, and all she had to do was whore out her family for personal gain.
Way to work it, girl!
One of the juicy things that failed singer revealed to the mag is that she's cut off her cougar mother, Linda.
Here's how Brooke feels about her mom dating former classmate, 19-year old Charley Hill:
"Honestly, I don't know what to say because I can't relate to her right now. I'm extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn't date a 19-year-old. I just don't feel i's her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she's doing her own thing. I don't talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say,"I don't condone what you're doing. I'm on my path, and you're on your path.' I told her, "I'd love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you're surrounding yourself with, it doesn't make sense to me."
Sad that Brooke's mom's more about slutting around with a teen than taking care of her own kid!
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Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars in a bikini
Source: www.thesuperficial.com
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If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing with the Stars, then you'll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you're like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical test of being on this site: A.) she's quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she's in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I've adhered to such high standards for so long. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said "No, Tom, you're not getting a job here." Then he sucker punched me in the pancreas. Non-fiction tale.
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