These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it's awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she's in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you're on the beach, lady. And you're with Jim Carrey whose tepid brand of humor will make anyone laugh quietly to themselves. So, live, Jenny McCarthy. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Autism isn't going anywhere, and it'll be there when you get back. Always :)

I should never work for Hallmark.

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Lindsay Lohan in a bikini
Source: www.thesuperficial.com

Jesus. It's only the second post of 2009 and already Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. Here she is bringing in the New Year on South Beach, and I don't know about you, but I definitely know what I'm doing with these babies: Playing Connect the Dots with Lindsay's freckles. So far I've found Optimus Prime, a slice of pizza and two giant breasts. Try and beat my score!.

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Donatella Versace in a bikini = Adios, future erections!
Source: www.thesuperficial.com

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Here's renowned fashion designer Donatella Versace on the beach at St. Barts and doing a damn fine job of trying to make me bleed from the eyes. On that note, someone needs to tell Donatella Schindler's List is a movie, not a fashion statement because, no joke, this woman's only 53. Until I looked it up, I would've sworn her age was beef jerky.

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