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Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
Q: What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A: A fruit stand.
Q: Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A: A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
A: I take my shoes of to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's worse then 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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