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review courtesy of thepornreviews.com
Each week I will review a film - but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don't work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!
Movie: Seymore Butts Table for 3
Director: N/A
Performers: Sandra Romaine, Lauren Phoenix, Jada Fire, Alana Evans, Michelle B, Courtney Cummz, Brooke Adams
Length: 2h 28m.
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Review: Seymore Butts, I salute you; with Table for 3, once again you have proven your worthiness. Now folks, this smut isn't for everyone. If a man's anus being fingered and/or mouth-fucked turns you off, I suggest that you keep on truckin'. Keep in mind, though, that these carnal acts are committed by ýber hot pornstars, perfects 10s without exception. Still, some of this shit gets pretty grisly. Consider yourself warned. Personally, I think it's fantastic, a new take on an old trick. Full service-she is down there anyways, she might as well leave no stone unturned. Lots of stuff going on here: this is the beauty of the three-way cluster fuck, there's so much to check out. Getting tired watching some babe tea timing on skin bag, take a gander four inches over, that same dick is reshaping femme rectum. Beautifulý efficient. It's true. No one quite does anal like Mr. Butts. He lines them up and knocks them down. I just hope his girls have the number of a good Proctologist..
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Scene 1:
All I have to say is that Kurt Lockwood is one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Not only does dude get to cornhole the likes of Sandra Romain and Lauren Phoenix, buddy gets rim-jobs as he does it. With butt toys thrown into the mix, this scene is sure to satisfy even the most discerning ass aficionado.
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Scene 2:
Ass to mouth blowjobs, deep throated ones at that, come second nature to Jada Fire. Can you guess what her first nature is? If your final answer is balls-deep anal, pat yourself on the back. Herschel and Alex go to town of this backdoor beauty, boring ring like two atomically powered ass augers.
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Scene 3:
As I've already mentioned, Kurt Lockwood gets the royal treatment. This scene repeats scene's one recipe, but naturally with two different ladies. Again, no orifice is spared, including Kurt's nether eye, which gets the lapping of a lifetime.
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Scene 4:
Running the anchor of this 4 scene DVD, the above three kick it in high gear fucking and sucking like there's no tomorrow, which for Brooke's and Courtney's anuses, isn't that far from the truth. That being said, all the jizz-splattered bases are covered-metaphorically and literally!
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Overall
Overall, Seymore Butts' Table for 3 is a splendid example of the modern day anal movie; tight holes, huge cocks and a no-holds-bared attitude towards sexual experimentation. Timid viewers need not apply.
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