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Masturbating Judge: Oath Breaker, Day Maker!
Source: business.avn.com

According to the law, Judge Donald D. Thompson violated the oath of his office when, in 2002 to 2003, he employed a penis pump under his robes during proceedings--at 4 separate trials that they know of.

Consequently, running across this story, has made my day.

The Former Creek County District Judge spent more than a year in prison for busting some courtly nuts on the bench. To matters worse for Thompson, last week his retirement benefits were forfeited as an addition punishment for his bad timing.

This just goes to show, cranking one off on the job is never a good idea, regardless of your position.

To this day, Thompson denies ever using the pump, claiming that it was a "gag gift" he never touched.

I can only imagine how this scene played out: "Sir, can you please explain to the court why this so-called 'gag gift' is covered in your gross-old-man-cum." If only.

The disgraced former judge plans to appeal the ruling on his retirement pay.



Porn Appreciation 101: Where do I sign up?
Source: digitaljournal.com

A University in Taiwan now offers a course which teaches students how to appreciate and analyze porn movies.

One would figure that the final exam would involve jerking-off into a sock and a one word summation--Gravy--but apparently there's a lot more to it than that. In order to successful complete the course students must give a 15 minute academic presentation involving psychology in connection to audience reaction, namely the class' reaction to the xxx material reviewed in lecture. No masturbation required. Well, not officially.

So, what happens when the reports cards go out? One student said:

"I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won't know what to tell them if I get a high score. However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

Now that's a conversation I'd pay good money to see.



Death by Hard-On:
Source: ktla.com

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Man Dies After 12-hour Viagra-fuel Orgy

Moscow - It all started as a bet.

"I'll bet you $4,300 that you can' fuck longer and harder than these two seasoned orgy babes" (not a direct quote, but I imagine something along these lines were said).

Sergey Tuganov took that bet, but apparently he wasn't a fair-play kind of guy. He had a secret weapon: Viagra, a bottles worth.

The 28-year-old mechanic downed a jar of the love-drug and went to work. 12 glorious hours later, buddy dropped dead. Insert stiff joke.

"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.

Could Sergey be up for a Darwin Award? Probably not. One thing is certain, he got his seed out there, but dude undoubtedly deserves some kind of post-humorous accolade.

What would be the opposite of a lifetime achievement award?
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