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Houston, We Have a Probe-lem:
Source: business.avn.com

Dildo Mistaken for Lethal Weapon at Houston Airport

One question: how hard is it to read an X-ray? I'm fairly confident that I would be able to distinguish between a dildo and a gun, regardless how ethereal the image. One looks like a cock, the other replaces a cock. Well... maybe it is more difficult to tell the two apart after all.

Houston airport security certainly thought so when they detained Dennis Bell, owner of gay adult studio Athletic Model Guild, and his film crew at George Bush Intercontinental airport.

I can imagine how this went down:

"Hey Bob, does that look like a gun to you?"
"No. Who cares? Black-bag them."

Apparently, the Vergenza Mk. I dildo, which is made of aluminum, looks like a gun to trained eyes. Dennis and company were eventually allowed on their merry way once they explained that the item was built for love, not hate.

Looking at the thing myself, I'm not too sure about that claim.



Vivid to Octomom: Let's Put Some More Miles on that Thang!
Source: business.avn.com

Okay, okay, that's not a direct quote, or even a loose paraphrasing, but you get the picture. Vivid has offered the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, 1 million dollars to make a porno.

"Those guys at Vivid Video must be nuts! Who wants to see me naked?" Suleman reportedly told RadarOnline.com. "Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away."

Sounds like the prolific breeder hasn't closed the door on the matter. If fact, it would seem that her vanity is her number one concern here, not the possibility of shaming her litter of offspring.

Greed, you gotta love it.

This situation makes one wonder what kind of cash the Elephant Man could have pulled down if he were alive and a-boning.

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Conservatives are Tossers - Imagine that!
Source: business.avn.com


The statistic are in, red states spend more money on porn than blue states. Hypocrites! Degenerates! Actual human beings!

More good news: Utah, the home of the puritan weirdo, comes in at number one for online smut consumption with 5.47 porn subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users (hehe, Broadband"). Alaska and Mississippi follow closely behind with 5.03 and 4.30 respectively.

This makes complete sense to me. When you repress sexually, there's always a backlash--the harsher the repression, the more powerful the backlash. Just think of the 50s, and then the 60s.

It's this truism that makes Vatican City the scariest place on earth for me. God only knows what goes on behind those closed doors.
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