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review courtesy of thepornreviews.com
Each week I will review a film - but not your typical movie review! I will give you MY reasons for picking it, MY reasons for judgment and MY reasons for liking/disliking it. I will pull no punches and tell you how it truly is. Unlike other news media, I don't work for the studios so I have no vested interest in kissing their ass!
Movie: Psycho Cheerleaders
Director: Mark Stone
Performers: Lee Stone,Sophie Dee,Rebecca Lane,Jack Venice,Voodoo,Ricki White,Alan Stafford,Stefanie Cane,Riley Evans,Ashley Steele,Mya Luvana,Marlie Moore
Length: 126mins.
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Review: Let's be frank, every red-blooded man alive lusts after sweet-apple cheerleader rump; it's deeply hardwired in our DNA. So fit, so limber, so bright-eyed, skewering these peppy tarts with long feet of veiny dick is a no-brainer; their leg-spreading, boob-bouncing routines practically announce-no, demand-that these quick-limbed cuties be cock spiked most heinous! This is where Psycho Cheerleaders picks up the ball, showcasing an all-star cast of firm-body babes being shanked by insidious schlongs and blasted by hard busting nuts. With bona fide beauties like Sophie Dee, Ashley Steel, and Presley Maddox milking monstrous man-nog left, right, and center, nothing is left to the imagination; this is hardcore graphic fucking 101. We have balls deep anal, long throated blowjobs, messy cream-filled holes, awe-inspiring facials, and even some BDSM thrown into the mix. It's your classic smut all-you-can-spank special. Basically, there's something here for everybody. Mark Stone, the director, adds his special comedic signature; you gotta love the wacky premises of some of these scenes. For example, in his universe when a cheerleader gets depressed, sphincter slaughtering sodomy is a suitable form of therapy. Got a head cold, get rid of it by giving amazing head, got a sore knee, a sore bottom will get your mind off of it. Say what you will, I call that logic proper. Sure, the condom use is a bit distracting and the cheerleading motif could have been further utilized, but the talent is top notch and the production values are stellar.
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Scene 1:
Hands down, Sophie Dee steals the show; it's the combination of her glacier blue eyes, her British accent, and her penchant for buggery. This scene is a real treat for any babe-minded anal fan.
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Scene 2:
Rebecca Lane is a lean, mean, cock sucking machine. Hard and fast or slow and penetrating, this beauty sheathes a formidable man-sausage. Too bad that hot bath of dick-glue misses her face by mere millimetres at the climax. Better luck next time Jack.
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Scene 3:
No DVD is complete without a little electro-cunt therapy. Ricki takes both pain and pleasure like a champ, not to mention taking Voodoo's long garden-hose cock to tonsil-town; he snakes it down her tiny throat and she doesn't even bat an eye-talent!
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Scene 4:
More BDSM. Excellent! Even beautiful cheerleaders have to pay their dues. This time the action takes place in a real dungeon; unfortunately, the play is tame by today's standards.
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Scene 5:
Riley Evans also holds her own as the archetypical all-American blonde bombshell. I love the Texan glee-club look, especially when it's accessorized by a well pounded pussy and hard yards of man-stick.
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Scene 6:
Lesbians should always cum in threes. Numbers count! The above triad prove their fingerbanging grit in this scene, smacking hood and banging hole with sweet abandon. Well done.
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OverallThis DVD is average hardcore fare. Great bodies, solid sex, but in the final evaluation, more could have been done with the cheerleading theme. That being said, if you're a cheerleader enthusiast, many spanks to be had here.
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