Wind-Up "Green" Vibrator Environmentalism on Crack!
Source: business.avn.com
What's next? Solar Powered ICBMs! "Oh! Look honey! Those missiles on the news, they run on renewable energy. Isn't that neat."
Call me crazy, but saving a few dildo-earmarked coppertops isn't going to diminish in the slightest the global trash heap that we're working on.
Got a cause? Cool, I'm down. But people, please, pick your battles with a little common sense.
This is my message to the Irish couple who designed the Earth Angel, an 8-inch vibrator which charges its banks by hand crank.
I have no problem with the toy itself, I'm sure it works just fine. My problem is the marketing, which is obviously bullshit, exploiting people's real concerns for a clean planet to make a few bucks. Market the toy "cheap to operate" or "great for off-the-grid masturbation." Either one of these would be fine, but don't use guilt to sell your pussy plaything. There's already too much guilt involved in pleasing a woman.
Chinese Use Unauthorized Celeb Pix to Sell condoms
Source: business.avn.com
If this trend continues, hopefully the huge communist country may tap a near limitless source of comedic gold.
Imagine Bill Cosby's face on the pack of ribbed for pleasure, the quote reading "Keep your pudding."
Or Jerry Seinfeld's mug on a rubber wrap: "What's the deal with insemination?"
This marketing strategy may be just what the doctor ordered for the sleeping dragon. With a population of over 1.3 BILLION people, it is high time that these folks tossed some spunk to the wayside.
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