Cock and Ball Sleeve: The New Underwear
Source: avn.com
If you thought condoms dampened sensation, wait until you get a hold of the Saxenfelt, a hard-shelled latex sheath made to completely hem in an erect penis, and yes, the balls go in too.
The newly released item is being marketed as a fetish toy "or those men who like to keep their balls bound before or during play." Besides the Saxenfelt's kink appeal, the junk-sock promises to aid hard-on maintenance, specifically keeping your manhood at a stiff upright posture.
Working best with shaved genitals, the cock and ball sleeve is sure to take the alt-fuck scene by storm.
The dissemination of the devise is bound to have some intriguing repercussions. Just think: people will be able to have sex--full-on penetration--with the possibility of no skin contact. Skank gangbang anyone?
The Saxenfelt is available in both flesh tone and black.
Jenna Jameson Gives Birth
Source: xbiz.com
That's right! The world's most famous female pornstar, the indomitable
Jenna, gave birth to twin boys. Tito Ortiz, the former UFC fighting champ is the father...
With any luck, the kids didn't inherit Tito's gigantic head. (Imagine what passing two bowling balls must do to a vagin-not pretty.)
Jameson and Ortiz, though a couple, currently have no plans to get hitched.
"I think I'm going to stay unmarried and just go for the babies," Jameson said. "I'm following in Angelina [Jolie]'s footsteps."
One can't help wonder if these children will grow up to be lovers or fighters. Hopefully, it's one or the other and not both. I doubt UFC fans would appreciate seeing a sodomizing submission hold in the octagon, and I would suspect that babe porn aficionados would be equally displeased with a post ejaculation beat-down.
Then again...
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